Watching bush on T.V. is like>>

[caty]

Hearing someone scratch their fingernails across a blackboard.x(
:wtf: :hurts: :banghead:

[rustydog]

1. Watching Bush on TV is like: Watching Grandma use the douche bag

:hide: :spray:

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. Watching Bush is like having someone vomit on you, or seeing a Tom Kinkade

painting. You just die a little on the inside.

[LaraMN]

3. "Loving one's self" with a cheese grater.

....................................

[mikeytherat]

4. flossing your teeth with piano wire.

mikey_the_rat

[Z_I_Peevey]

5. Gargling cat piss.

[azmouse]

6. Watching the '04 Dbacks baseball season all over again!

Well, c'mon they had 111 loses and really stank things up.
I'm a Dbacks fan so I can say that.

[samplegirl]

7. a root canal

only more painful.

[Left Is Write]

18. Oh, having a root canal is WAY more fun than watching that man on TV.

Way more fun. It's practically a party by comparison!

:D

[npincus]

8. having an enormous crap stuck in my....

[LaurenG]

9. Worse, it feels like a violation

horrible really. I fell asleep listening to CNN and woke up in a panic when "he" was talking on some news blurb. It's painful and IMHO cruel and inhuman punishment.

[MANative]

10. chewing glass ... nt

[caty]

11. Or,

walking on broken glass.

Welcome to DU!!!!!:hi: :pals:

[MANative]

13. Thanks, Caty

It's so nice to hang out in a place where there are voices of sanity!!

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. On top of everything else, it's *embarrassing*

Every time he opens his festering blowhole, I feel a shudder beneath my feet. It's the entire planet outside Red America doing a collective eyeroll.

[caty]

19. I know.

I often wonder what the rest of the world must think of us. He IS an embarrassment.:hide:

[leftofthedial]

14. wiping your ass with sandpaper

[Rob H.]

15. ...being dragged over carpet tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol.

:banghead:

[REDKING]

16. Watching bush is like

having all my skin taken off and being stuck in a bucket of salt.........the pain the pain the pain.

[graywarrior]

17. Sticking pins in your eyes.

Dull, rusty ones.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Getting a blowjob from a weasel