What to watch instead of the "president"?

[Deep13]

That Dumbass will be on evey station. What should I watch instead?

[Hugin]

1. You forgot the nature show about the mating habits of some critter...

I learned everything I know from them.

;)

[rustydog]

2. Animal Planet has a documentary on flies fornicating

:popcorn:

[Hugin]

4. LOL!

Get off my brain waves... Please.

(The Pigmy Chimp is a much better subject... and contains more
Irony given the current state of things. I think I'll see if
I have it on disk.)

;)

[SOteric]

3. Post to DU. Let's organise a group mooning at the moment it starts.

[Deep13]

5. Xerox ass, fax to White House. nt

[Deep13]

6. Ed Wood film fest?

It's more lucid than the SOTU.

[Critters2]

7. Ok, I don't know much about football

but the Superbowl hasn't happened yet, has it?

[Deep13]

9. I never watch it, but...

...I was under the impression that it was always in January.

[malmapus]

8. I'm going to play some Transport Tycoon

Just downloaded it the other night and got re-addicted.

[Deep13]

10. Rats fighting over a pizza crust. nt

[RandomKoolzip]

11. My fave line from Red Zone Cuba:

Tom Servo: "Stinky-stank Redumption!"

Anyway, I'd rather watch rabid wolverines burrow into my lower GI tract than watch Huckleberry Hound talk out of the side of his mouth for two hours EVER AGAIN.

[Deep13]

12. "Night train to Mundo Fini!..."

Night train to the end!"

[democracyindanger]

13. The Wallace & Gromit movie DVD is out today, methinks.

[sarge43]

14. There's the breasts exams on Channel 9 n/t

[KamaAina]

15. Test pattern

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

[0007]

16. Ship of Fools

Don't look now, but as you might expect with message-mad Kramer at the helm of this adaptation of Katherine Anne Porter's novel, there's a heavy allegory aboard: it's 1933, the ship is German, and there's a Jew among the mixed bag of passengers. Yards and yards of liberal cliché are relentlessly unfolded, but the superb cast - struggling valiantly with the sort of problems more at home in disaster movies - make it almost watchable. Among them are Signoret as a drug-addicted countess mournfully loving the ship's doctor (Werner), Vivien Leigh as a divorcee looking for a last fling before middle-age sets in, and Michael Dunn as a marvellously sharp-tongued dwarf who finds himself in a minority group of two with the Jew

[Deep13]

17. Nothing. Just remind self that if I wanted to hear the insane...

...rantings of a psychopath, I'll just put on that Ted Nugent record.

[zanne]

18. What's on cable tonight?

Let's hear it for reruns!

[sarge43]

19. What's on cable tonight.

A random sample:

CNBC: Mad Money; NESN: College B'ball; Speed: Texas Hardtails; Toon: Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yuni (I didn't make this up); ABCFM: Home Alone 4; USA: Submerged; FX: Bulletproof Monk; Discovery: Dirty Jobs; VH1: 100 Hottest Hotties; GAC: Grand Ole Opry Live; A&E: Bounty Hunter; Life: When Strangers Appear; TCM: Ball of Fire.

All things said and done, I think it would be far more productive and entertaining to grout tile or give yourself a root canal with a paring knife.

:puke:

[madrchsod]

20. i`m watching this

http://www.nbc.com/The_Book_of_Daniel/
NBC.com>The Book Of Daniel

[GalleryGod]

21. Season 5 of Meeeeeeee, Sweetie !