That's hot.

[anarch]

[DS1]

1. I can only determine a woman's worth based on how good her

tits look in front of a waterfall.

[anarch]

2. That's hot.

[bbernardini]

3. You forgot "Drop dead."

:)

[anarch]

4. There you go...fixed it.

That's hot.

[bbernardini]

7. Thanks!

[mikeytherat]

5. Ugh. No. No. No.

http://www.buffalobeast.com/91/50.htm

25. Paris Hilton

Charges: Won’t go away. A head so empty, the rails of coke that sustain her must dissipate in clouds around her ears; this residual high the only explanation anyone would come within five feet of her. Brainless, her spinal cord defies physics, like an Indian rope trick. Her Carl’s Jr. commercial, while an uninspired approximation of eroticism, was still hotter than her actual "sex" tape, in which she only made noise when she wasn’t screwing—that’s not hot. Squints inexplicably for photo ops, suggesting even minimal focus is beyond her. Her continued success as a celebrity famous for nothing, despite the eerie resemblance she bears to the inbred banjoist from Deliverance and a lack of talent so profound that others become duller as they approach her, indicates that something is fundamentally wrong with humanity.

Exhibit A: Somehow, everybody in America knew that this completely pointless person had lost her dog, and we are all diminished by the experience.

Sentence: Locked in a room with a high steel ceiling which lowers a centimeter per hour, until she either solves a Rubik’s cube or is crushed; whichever comes first.

mikey_the_rat

[anarch]

6. no doubt

There was a nice succinct explanation of Ms. Hilton in "Personality Parade" or whatever that thing at the front of the Parade magazine is called...somebody asked what exactly were her credentials for being in movies or being considered an "actress" at all, and the answer was something like, "Paris Hilton got famous for being rich, and is now becoming even more rich for being famous."

That's hot.

:puke:

[TheBaldyMan]

8. as we say in the UK - a bit of a minger

rhymes with wringer

[skygazer]

9. Other

Robb is a dingbat.

[laheina]

10. That's (i wish she would) drop dead. Right? nt