You might be right wing if:

[rustydog]

You say you value Democracy, yet hate Democrats.

You fail to see Ann Coulter as nothing more than every blonde joke made flesh.

You are a "Good Christian" but you hate more people than you love.

You think Jesus would support the death penalty, war, environmental destruction, the reduction of rights to women and minorities and the torture of prisoners in Guantanamo Bay.

Your rifle gets more fondlling than your wife.

You are certain Bush created jobs because you have three to pay for your heating bill.

You have bumper stickers that read: "Nuke his ass" next to: "I support life."

you think Vietnam Veterans who voted for Kerry should be booed on the 4th of July.

You think Tom Delay has class.

You believe bombing Iraq has anything to do with September 11th.

:rant:

[VaYallaDawg]

1. You think George Bush can speak English.

[Initech]

2. You shoot first and ask questions later, but you're pro-life!

[Ally McLesbian]

3. If you think the only good immigrants are from Cuba or Korea.

You want a moratorium on immigration, yet you love it when those Korean churches dot every block in your Los Angeles suburb.

[LynneSin]

4. You value the life of the fetus up until the exact moment it's born

and then you fight for every social program to help that child get ahead in life to be shutdown