Single White Female: Age 51 (weeks)

[BigMcLargehuge]

Blue eyes. 23 pounds. Average figure.
Seeks attention. Loves to scream.
I like short walks and pretending to talk on the phone.
Must have Hot Wheels to catch my eye.
Like to eat. Almost monolingual ("Da-da-da-da-da").




















Amazingly, Meg's birthday is next week but I can't contain myself any longer. I have to post a happy birthday message now!
Happy Birthday Monkey Girl!!!!!

[miss_american_pie]

1. Awwwww

Happy Birthday to her.

[SoCalDem]

2. Wow.. I remember the day she was "on her way"..You were a basket case

She's a cutie pie:)

Happy Birthday Meg

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. I think that's why I posted this early

I'm still a basket case... But it's been a hell of a fun (and sleepless) year!

[SoCalDem]

10. Just wait until boys start calling her on the phone

and showing up at the house.. Time goes by very quickly, my friend:)

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. I know...

I am already trying to shield myself from it, AND develop deadly swordfighting skills so on that first date I can answer the door dressed like Toshiro Mifune and impart just how critical it is that she come home on time and intact...

[SoCalDem]

26. If you are lucky she will like a nice boy.. My son's first girlfriend

was such a cute llittle girl, and our son asked us to take him to her house and he wanted us to go with him, so her parents would know he was a "nice boy".. Of course when we got there we also found out that her Dad was a highway patrolman, so maybe our son felt safer meeting her parents with HIS parents:)

It's funny too, because her name was Miyoko, so we were expecting to meet a Japanese family.. Her Dad was black and her Mom was Hawaiian.. and what a gorgeous little girl she was..

He saw her just the other day at the mall.. She was visiting her family and they ran into each other. She's married with 3 little kids..

Every gitlfriend my son had, is still his friend, so I know we raised a gentleman..

(the other two sons..well..let's just say their exes are NOT their friends)

[Shine]

3. Precious!!! Look at those big blue eyes!! She's adorable.

congrats!

[0007]

5. I noticed that too!

[matcom]

6. I have WINE COOLERS!

:bounce:

tell her i'll pick her up at 8:00 sharp! :D

:hide:

wait. YOU aren't Midlodemocrat OR Southlandshari! now you want me to date YOUR daughter TOO? :D

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Cut that out you perv!!!!!!

[matcom]

15. LOL

sorry. i'm just so USED to hitting on Mod's daughters. got caught up in the moment :D

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. you are welcome to come over for a supervised visit

you can sit and watch Elmo's World with her

[matcom]

22. i was hoping for Dora The Explorer

:cry:

why do you hate me so

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. Dora...

Man I hate that show. I want to see Boots used in a lab somewhere.

[MissB]

7. Almost a year?

:wow:

She is beautiful, by the way.

[Beer Snob-50]

8. she is like my 15 yo (his b'day today)

almost monoligual.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Omigod, what a cutie pie!

Congratulations on surviving her first year!

I love the intense look on her face.....look out!

When she starts dating, you WILL have your hands full!

Happy Birthday Meg! And many, many, many more! The world is your oyster, doll baby!

:grouphug: :party:

[underpants]

12. Congrats Dad

The last post on her was when she started crawling, right?

Josie just turned 6 months.

She is really a cutie.

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. she's walking now

gulp.

But yes, the last post was when she started to crawl (*man you have a good memory!).

[Midlodemocrat]

13. She is positively adorable. Those eyes are incredible.

Happy Birthday, LittleMcSmallTiny!!!!!

[In_The_Wind]

16. She is a beautiful child.

next week ...

[Susang]

18. You forgot "Pretty in Pink"

Wow, I can't believe it's been a year already. :wow:

[BigMcLargehuge]

21. No kidding

and she's drinking Amoxycillin in the picture, which is also pink AND it gave her a pink rash!...

A year. Jeez...

[Susang]

29. I remember that stuff

Supposedly cherry flavored. How time flies..... ;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. She looks like her daddy!

I bet you won't be tipping THAT newspaper boy any more. x(

[BigMcLargehuge]

23. soon as I find out who he is man....

LOL

[Left Is Write]

25. Wow! I can't believe it's been almost a year already! She's a cutie.

[LibertyLover]

27. She is adorable

Congratulations and Happy Birthday!

[donheld]

28. Happy b-day baby

:party:

[tigereye]

30. oh what a cutie!

congratulations on one year!

I love the idea of you fending off potential suitors one day with cold steel.... ;)