Comando goes to jail for not going Commando -and trying to run w/undies on

[DS1]

WAYLAND -- A 19-year-old man was arrested on charges of statutory rape at 3 Sunday morning after he "snuck into" the bedroom of a 13-year-old girl and had sexual contact with her, according to police. Michael G. Comando of 54 Norwich Road, Needham, knew the girl through the Internet, police said, declining to elaborate because the case is still under investigation. The sexual contact was not forceful, Lt. Bruce Cook said. The girl was not otherwise harmed. "It was consensual, but a 13-year-old can’t give consent," he said.

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Police received a 911 call from the girl’s grandmother who was "frantic" to report an unknown man in her home, according to Cook. There were no signs of forced entry, police said.

Officer Shane Bowles, on patrol a half-mile away, sped to the house and caught Comando running from the home shoeless and holding his pants up, with his shirt flailing and other clothes in hand. He was frightened and told police the girl was his girlfriend, police said.

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=120739

:D

[matcom]

1. oooooooooo

19? 13? CONSENSUAL???

:popcorn:

[DS1]

2. Looks like it's gonna be.... wait for it...

CON-Sensual!

[matcom]

3. i prefer just

sensual



this doesn't "Amuse" you does it? :D

[DS1]

4. It's not amusing, but it does ruffle my DangerMouse undies

:D

[matcom]

5. DOH

see my edit :P

[DS1]

6. fixed

:bounce:

[matcom]

7. YAY!!!

you are so dangerous!

*swoon*

[DS1]

8. So what's your first step of Manageritude?

Gonna make the peons write out how they've spent their last 10 working days, listing all projects they've looked at, passed along, worked on, talked about, finished, started, or otherwise come in contact with?

Or are you going to paint designated parking spots, going by seniority furthest away in order to promote a healthier work environment for the oldies?

Or are you going to require that everyone must have a 12 character alpha-numeric network password that must be changed twice a day?

[matcom]

9. none of the above

i'm going out for a 4 martini lunch tomorrow :D

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Sort of like 38? 15? consensual.

:hide:

[matcom]

11. that's 37!!

you trollop!

what do you think, i'm a PERV? :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. LOL. Sorry.

But she is a young 15. July birthday and all that.

[matcom]

13. 15 and a HALF!!

give her some CREDIT would ya?

and those EYES...

they show WISDOM beyond her years! :P

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Yeah, so does her report card.

:sarcasm:

[matcom]

15. not to worry

i'm coming over to 'tutor' this evening :P

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Good, then you can teach her how to drive, too.

That's gonna take years off my life.