Have any of you ever issued a General Order 24? Is that cool, or what?

[Rabrrrrrr]

God, I do it like once a week while I'm out patrolling and meeting new civilizations.

My crew really digs it, too.

And I've only cancelled it once. Yee hah!!

:irock:

Sometimes I do it without any provocation, just to be a dick.

[Texasgal]

1. Ummm... Just what are you talking about?

I have not a clue.... :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Ah, that I shall leave to you to discover, my young padawan.

But you only have 30 minutes, because I've just issued a General Order 24 on you in 30, now 29, minutes.

[Texasgal]

4. Fuck! I guess I am gonna hafta start drinking...

:gulp: I don't even know what a padawan is... I'm fucked... :P

[Book Lover]

10. That is unauthorized inter-sci-fi-universe mingling, Mister!

:spank:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. So what're ya gonna do? Call in the Cylons, you baby?

:cry:

Oh, boo hoo for you.

:cry:

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

[Book Lover]

14. I'll get the Shadow on yer ass!

[Michigander4Dean]

16. Says Wikipedia

General Order No. 24 Destruction of all civilization on a planet, issued by Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek episode #23 A Taste of Armageddon. He issued the order on stardate 3192.1 to be executed "in two hours," targeting Eminiar VII. Kirk was being held captive on the planet at the time he gave the order.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_order

[LSK]

3. dont try it on the Zeon tribe of the 5th quadrant

They are some badass dudes!

[Midlodemocrat]

5. If you've only cancelled it once, how come I'm still here?

Huh? Explain that one.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Because it was the one I issued on you a year or so ago,

but was talked out of it.

Your life is owed, in fact, to DS1, who plead your case.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. You know, I love that damn guy.

:eyes:

[SOteric]

7. Do you have a list

of devastated planets just in case you should find yourself sipping Martinis with the exiled cousin of a now-defunct civilisation and might need to know when to check for poison olives?

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Oh, really - do you think anyone would be that much of a whiner

that they'd feel the need to kill me just because I obliterated their planet?

Jeez. Fuck them.

But from now on, I'm having someone taste my food for me before I eat it. I think I'll create a DS1/cat hybrid clone.

[Elidor]

9. General Order 24? Pffffft! All it takes to undo you utterly

Is some boysenberry wine in your martini. Or whatever it was that Oprah waxed orgasmic about that time.

Ooooh! Oprah and orgasm in the same sentence! ACK!!!

[GOPisEvil]

12. Oh crap!!! I just issued General Order 42 by mistake!!!!

What have I done? :cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Order 42 is "make them eat ice cream until they get that headache thingy"

Not really all that bad of an order, overall.

[GOPisEvil]

17. Ahhh...whew!

I was worried that I'd just told everyone to drink the DS1 kool-aid.

[DanCa]

13. Nah I go right to General Order 48. It's twice as bad :D

:D