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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:17 PM Original message |
Telemarketer defense: How do you answer the phone? |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
1. Depends |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
13. Ooh, I like your "elderly shut-in" idea! |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
2. I usually just hang up when I hear the pre-operator dead air |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:33 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. Bingo |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Not interested" Click |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:29 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. thats what i do too |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:29 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Me too. BUT... |
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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:34 PM Response to Reply #6 |
20. Just tell them you don't speak Portuguese. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
4. Another good way "oo, you have a sexy voice..what's your name?" |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:31 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. That happened to me in reverse |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
7. I hand the phone to my six year old... |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
8. Just keep saying hello...over and over and over. |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
10. Caller ID |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
12. Speak of the devil...just got one now |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
14. I went cell phone only; but even still, if I don't know the number, |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
15. My Favorite thing to do with telemarketers |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
16. Get on the Do Not Call list. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:09 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. So how would THAT be any fun? nm |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
18. we pretty much screen all our calls via Caller ID and the machine |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
19. Ask them if they really want to sell something |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:51 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. I always wonder about that! How STUPID are they???? |
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Michigander4Dean (588 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
21. DeVos for Governor. May I help you? | nt |
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Catchawave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
22. Caller ID/Answering Machine |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
23. I added the three-note 'number disconnected' signal |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:58 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. That was my "answering machine ploy" mentioned in my OP. |
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alarimer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
25. I don't answer the phone |
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CBHagman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
27. I've given up and let the answering machine take it. |
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ucmike (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
28. i learned it from a comedian |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 08:43 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Dammit, I think I have JINXED myself by starting this thread! |
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