Bush walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

[Twist_U_Up]

"Darling, this is the hog I have sex with when you have a headache."
Laura is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

Dubya says: "I wasn't talking to you."

[peekaloo]

1. Guffaw!

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

2. Very, very sick.

But funny!!!

:D

[huskerlaw]

3. That poor sheep.

Won't somebody think of the farm animals? :cry:

[pokerfan]

4. Someone tell him

Baaaaaaa means no!

[SofaKingLiberal]

5. How do Republicans practice safe sex?

They brand the sheep that kick.

[Left Is Write]

6. I guess that's where the Animal Human Hybrid comes in.

[meow2u3]

11. Real sheeple

Coming soon to a lab near you!

[Straight Shooter]

7. Laughed in spite of myself.

:7

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. It's wrong how funny I found that joke.

Although I do think the alcohol has some part to play in that.

[NMMNG]

9. The White House

Where the men are men and the sheep are scared. :scared:

[realisticphish]

10. not to nitpick...

but shouldn't that be a PIG, not a sheep? he refers to it as a hog...;)

sorry, but i had to mention it :D

[terrya]

12. Locking

sex thread