Need Help w/ my Christmas cards to Freepers!

[romantico]

Okay, I work w/ many Freepers whom I have a decent work relationship with.Plus, most my family are freepers as well. I thought about doing a Christmas card this year w/ a photoshopped image of Bush but instead thought of a better idia. These cards are going out to all the Freepers I know (about 25 cards total)So, heres my idia.

I'm trying to find a great Picture of Bill Clinton to put on the front w/the greeting "May your Holiday bring you days of Peace & Prosperity" & then on the inside I was gonna sign it "Better Days Are Coming! Happy Holidays!"

What do you think? ANy comments? Suggestions? I thought about throwing in the phrase, "May your Christmas be Clintonian!" But I'm not sure if thats used in the correct manner.

[bloom]

1. perhaps

with the "better days are coming" - you could have either the pictures or the names of the Democratic candidates.

(Though - don't expect the Freepers to like it.)

[AmandaRuth]

2. There was a GREAT graphic

i saw here andI don't know who made it or owns it, but it was Jesus with guns drawn and a caption that said blessed be the rich, just sort of summed up everything that is disgusting and offensive about the freepers and the way the have co-opted Christ and his message.

If you could find the graphic I speak of, maybe you could put a small version of it on the back of your card.

[romantico]

3. Sounds Great!

Remember, the idia is to PISS off my beloved Freepers!

[BringEmOn]

5. Is this the graphic?

Not sure where I got this...either Bartcop or DU.

[DS1]

4. how about a cross with an S over it, like US currency

possibly put a snake's head on the lower end :evilgrin:

[foo_bar]

6. why mix work with missionary work?

You won't make friends and influence people with iconography handpicked to boil their blood. The only minds you'll change are the ones with "a decent work relationship", who'll be disinclined from further decency, just so you can fulfill some fantasy of a "freepers vs DUers" Hobson's choice which barely exists outside of the niche-oriented confines of the internet.

I had a co-worker once who gave Easter cards to the heathens in the office, each containing a rusty nail, a gross depiction of Jesus's carcass, and the URL of some died-for-your-sins website. Suffice to say the effort was counterproductive.

[romantico]

7. Well, these freepers

love leaving articles they get from Newsmax or FreeRepublic for me.Its so funny how they think they are "getting a rise" from me.I've been good & this is my way of having some fun!I think some will actually get a laugh out of it.Atleast I'll enjoy myself & know I got MY message out!

[liberalhistorian]

10. Well, if they do that, then

they have no cause at all to get angry if you send them a "DUed" Christmas card! Unless they're the type of freeps who can dish it out but who can't take it, which is a lot of them.

[Lady Freedom]

8. Just send coal.

:P

[sasquatch]

9. No, you send switches for their kids to beat them with

:P

[sasquatch]

11. Send them one with the evolution of ape to man on it

Then put a arrow over man and write "WISH YOU WERE HERE" in bold beside it :evilgrin: