That SNARK, swallow you whole

[sundog]

No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go



Copyright © 2006 Snark Week Inc.

[bridgit]

1. "here's to swim'in with bow legged women..."

:toast:

[flvegan]

2. Man goes into cage, cage goes into water. Snark's in the water...

our snark.

Thanks for the laugh.

[sundog]

5. So, eleven hundred men went into the lounge,

316 men come out, the snarks took the rest

[Richardo]

3. You're gonna need a bigger boat.

[CanuckAmok]

4. 'Tis no snark, 'tis a remorseless parody machine.

[Richardo]

26. This is the funniest post on this thread.

:thumbsup:

[Lochloosa]

6. Shark Song....

Jaws (Shark Song)
(actions in brackets)

(I've also come across numerous versions of this song with the word "shark" substituted for "Jaws".)

I've got a story (wave index fingers back and forth)
About Jaws (one hand over head as a shark fin)
Fetus Jaws (chomping motion with index finger and thumb)
Baby Jaws (chomp with two fingers and thumb)
Child Jaws (chomp with whole hand)
Teenage Jaws (chomp with two hands)
Adult Jaws (chomp with arms)
Giant Jaws (chomp using arm and leg)
Grandpa Jaws (chomp with two hands, fingers curled inwards i.e. toothless)
Lady swimming (front crawl)
Waster's flying (splash water up beside face)
Jaws swimming (shark fin over head)
Lady screams: (cup hands around mouth)
"AAK! Where's my leg?!" (hop on one leg)
Jaws swimming (one hand as shark fin above head, other patting tummy)
And that's my story (wiggle index fingers back and forth)
About JAWS! (clap hands, throw one arm forward and the other back as if saying "ta da"!)

[fizzgig]

9. we used to sing that song at girl scout camp

i had forgotten all about that until just now

when we sang the baby jaws line, it had to be in a high, squeaky voice

[Lochloosa]

21. Glad to bring back good memories....

i hope

[progmom]

7. Martin, it's all psychological.

You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell snark, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

[El Fuego]

8. Oh, the SNARK, babe, has such teeth, dear

And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.

Ya know when that snark bites, with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s nevah, nevah a trace of red.

[HEyHEY]

10. Bad fish

[azmouse]

11. You yell `barracuda!' everybody says `huh, what?'

You yell `snark!' and we've got a panic on our hands on the fourth of July.

[progmom]

12. ha!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4680183&mesg_id=4680502

[azmouse]

13. I'm putting away the scotch now....

I've probably had enough. :hangover:
Sorry....

[sundog]

14. oh it's ok

just not attaching a picture was the issue

[progmom]

15. I know a taxidermy man back home.

He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.

[sundog]

16. This image link contains an illegal code

good work :thumbsup:

[progmom]

17. check my edit

ass :eyes:

[sundog]

18. but what does that have to do with snarks?

:shrug:

[progmom]

19. Well, if we're looking for a snark we're not gonna find it on the land.

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. You're gonna need a bigger Lounge.

[XemaSab]

22. .

:kick:

[sundog]

23. forget it

[XemaSab]

25. No, I won't forget it!

The DU Lounge is not the place where dreams go to die!

It's the place where dreams LIVE, dammit!

[Misunderestimator]

24. LOL!

That's so sweet of you.