Help! My parents invited themselves over for the superbowl...

[hobo_baggins]

I need excuses so I can get rid of them! They'll ruin all the hardcore partying I'm planning on doing.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Imagine them away.

In your case, I guarantee it will work.

[Sequoia]

11. Wish them into the cornfield.

[Crankie Avalon]

2. Tell them you're not ready for company because of a wardrobe malfunction.

[Ladyhawk]

3. Put on your magic ring and disappear. :)

Oh wait. That belonged to your 8th cousin twenty times removed, didn't it?

[asthmaticeog]

4. Dose 'em.

Then, when you've got 'em good and acided up, they can help you with your Super Bowl blood-scrifice rituals.

Ave Satanas.

[grimble_grumble]

5. Had the same problem with my dad

I now am fully expecting him to tell me what sort of food to cook.

[Ariana Celeste]

12. Welcome to DU!

:toast:

[xmas74]

18. Welcome to DU!

[Syncronaut Seven]

10. Hell! I bet you could get mom and dad to melt

by getting a job. No acid required.

I was gonna suggest that you tell them everyone is bringing a bottle of fine aged spirits and an ounce of Killer green

[m_welby]

6. tell 'em the tv's broken

Personally, I have it easy. I don't watch sports so no one comes to my house to watch the superbowl.

[taterguy]

7. why do you hate America? :)

[LeftyMom]

8. Now is the time to contract a horrible intestinal virus

call them up and tell them the details, but that the throwing up and diarrhea have pretty much stopped. The magic words: "I don't think I'm still contagious."

Mentioning that your home has taken on the charming decor of a superfund site during your illness couldn't hurt either, but tell that to your Dad. A Mom would probably want to come over and clean up.

[hobo_baggins]

14. I think i've used that one too many times on them

they're getting wise to it

[SoCalDem]

9. Try not to remember this,years down the road when they are both gone

It might not seem like it now, but there will come a time when they are long gone, when you would do anything to be able to spend a super bowl afternoon with them..

on a lighter side..

Invite a few other "oldies" that they like, and make a multi-age level occasion of it.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

13. Could be worse: Apparently Condi Rice is going to the Superbowl.

Posted in GD forum.:puke:

[Radical Activist]

15. Just ask them to pay for the strippers.

They may bow out.

[pitohui]

16. tell em you're in vegas

it's really v. simple

[JVS]

17. Tell them that you're hosting an orgy that day

[Skittles]

19. tell them you are doing some hardcore partying for superbowl

offer to take them out to dinner the following week