In honor of Tom Cruise and DU's love for him,

[Midlodemocrat]

I am going to switch to Scientology. I feel I owe him that.

[realisticphish]

1. if becoming a scientologist

means i get to meet katie holmes, hook the emeter up now! ;)

[miss_american_pie]

2. But if you realy loved him

wouldn't you have his baby? :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Good point. I may be too old.

[miss_american_pie]

4. I bet they could just detox you

and give you some vitamins. Vitamins fix everything.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Of course *slaps head in disgust at self*

:bounce:

[azmouse]

6. ummmm... not everyone loves Tom Cruise!

I wish he'd dry up and blow away! Can't stand the guy!

This is funny:
http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2006/01/22/

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Azmouse. That is not the spirit.

We are posting our love for Tom Cruise because STM isn't here and he always craps on our Tom Cruise love threads.

[azmouse]

8. I'll keep my eyes open for STM's threads.

He's no longer alone!!! woohoo!!:party:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. YES. HE. IS.

He is the proverbial Tom Cruise party pooper and we are taking a stand. We will no longer allow him to control and discourage our love for Tom.

:bounce:

[jobycom]

10. If you really love him

you will donate to my new PAC. I propose a Constitutional amendment to denounce the Academy's award of the Oscar to Jeremy Irons in 1990, and to give it to Tom for "Days of Thunder." If we don't stand up to this outrage, it will never end.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. PM me your address.

Check on the way.