Whopperettes

[underpants]

http://www.whopperettes.com/



http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/2006-01-20-burger-king-usat_x.htm

The ad is an over-the-top production in the spirit of MGM's 1930s musicals: 92 "Whopperettes" dressed as burgers, flames, pickles, lettuce and tomatoes will sing and dance to new lyrics for the famous "Have it Your Way" jingle.

[Left Is Write]

1. New lyrics to "Have It Your Way"? How could they?

"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way..."

Well, at least it's got to be better than that creepy King.

[Gold Metal Flake]

2. Can I have mine without mad cow?

[Richardo]

3. I'll have one with everything, hold the pickle.

{I'll leave the completion of the double entendre as an exercise for the reader}

[underpants]

4. The Zen burger

WITH special sauce

OOOOOOOOOOH!