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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 02:26 PM
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post # 8000 - TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 02:39 PM
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1. Congrats, LSK!
And did I laugh about that joke! :rofl: :rofl: Did you make that up? Hillarious! I'm gonna save this one. For future use, if you don't mind.

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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 02:40 PM
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2. you know it would go great photoshopped to Tom Cruise somehow
Now if only someone photoshopped around here... :evilgrin:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 03:23 PM
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5. Hmmm ...
(Couldn't do the Oprah thing, was too big ... )
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 03:39 PM
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7. OMG that is just wrong!!!!
Edited on Wed Feb-01-06 03:39 PM by LSK
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 02:50 PM
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3. No, it was in this thread...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4680742&mesg_id=4680742
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 02:51 PM
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4. no, that was 7999
I timed it perfectly! :P
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 03:24 PM
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6. I don't know why, but I laughed.
:)
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