Oh Lordy Lordy - THIS is what I know you want for your next birthday!!

[LynneSin]

http://0cents.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=PJP20000&Category_Code=FR

Geez, they're making stinking badges for their members over there

:puke:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I can't stop laughing

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

2. I almost want to buy one for future DC/NYC protests

it would be too fricking hilarious but I don't want them to have my home address!

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. I can't really blame you for that!

:scared:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Eagles up!!!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

4. Pajama patrol?

... they specialize in stopping the spread of pajamas?

[LynneSin]

5. I'm getting one for Matcom - this is right up his alley

:eyes:

[hfojvt]

21. sounds like a noble cause to me

but I think the idea is that they sit in an easy chair in their pajamas and patrol the political world through the web.
But one conservative site derisively called that being a keyboard Kommando, but that was not FR. They probably think they are helping to save the world by FReeping.

[mikeytherat]

6. Were their "Colgate Cavity Patrol" badges insufficient?

mikey_the_rat

[LynneSin]

9. We should complain to Skinner - DU should sell these

Of course ours would be Thong Patrol

:eyes:

[mikeytherat]

16. I prefer "DU Troll Patrol"

mikey_the_rat

[DS1]

8. Is that a badge for Detective Diddler or Inspector Incestuous?

Pajama? Do adults wear pajamas?

Jesus, I knew they were all fucked up, but not paedophiles

[mikeytherat]

10. Need Help! I can read "Equality" and "Liberty", but not the third word.

Also, only Deputies? How come no one gets to be Sheriff?

mikey_the_rat

[LynneSin]

11. I think the third word is Fascism

:shrug:

[JVS]

13. Justice

[mikeytherat]

14. Got it! It's "Justice"

Liberty, Equality and Justice -- but NOT "Under God"!!!!!!!

Methinks they are slippin'

mikey_the_rat

[hfojvt]

12. what makes you think

I don't already have one? :evilgrin:

I cannot read that word on the right, but I was surprised by the "equality" on the left, but not the "liberty" on the top. What is the word on the right? It doesn't look like "fraternity" and I am not sure why they would be fans of the French revolution anyway unless they hoped to be Jacobins.

[bertha katzenengel]

15. What exactly is the FR Pajama Patrol, Lynne?

Do you know?

[LynneSin]

18. I have no idea but I've requested a DU Thong Patrol

I think some folks here at DU would appreciate those badges!

[bertha katzenengel]

24. THONG Patrol?!

OW!

BTW, I think I already know what I'm getting for my birthday (three weeks from today) and it's not a badge, nor a thong. :)

[LynneSin]

26. Well, if you invited me to your party I'd buy one you one

just send the invite my way!

[bertha katzenengel]

29. Can ya make it to California?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

31. I thought you were in Maryland

:cry:

[bertha katzenengel]

32. I am... but I'll be in California for my BD!

Second year in a row! Woo hoo!

[jane_pippin]

17. Is this thing more or less expensive than viagra?

Also, isn't sloth a sin? And what about pride in sloth? That's a two-fer, ain'a?

Lazy-assed idiots.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

20. It's $20 but it's the gold-plated one

The cheap tin one is $6

[jane_pippin]

22. Oh jeeeZUS! A *gold plated* shrine to idiocy.

My my, aren't we fancified!

Glad they offer a tin version though. That way everybody can play dress up.

[LynneSin]

23. Here's the Iron-on Patch variety of the badge

The description of the Gold Badge:

These 3" x 2 1/8" 18k gold badges look and feel just like authentic Law Enforcement Badges.

They are produced by a manufacturer who also makes them for Fire, Police, EMS ...etc.

The four different colors - blue, red, brown & white - are loaded into the copper stamped recessed cavities via a syringe.

The raised gold plating is highly polished while the recessed gold plating is finely sandblasted.

These are a bargain at this price!

[jane_pippin]

30. Message:

"I know not of this 'sex' you speak of."

[mikeytherat]

33. Cheaper than Viagra, and just as likely to assist them in their endeavors

Actually, it does send a "Mate NOT With This One" signal that you can detect several miles away.

mikey_the_rat

[mikeytherat]

28. I think Tin should be "Deputy" and Gold should be "Sherrif"

If tin and gold are both Deputy, what's the point? If I pay three times the money, I want three times the faux title!

Still, it IS one of the most unintentionally funny things I've seen this week...

mikey_the_rat

[LaraMN]

19. Comes complete with...

Baton of Righteousness



with "Multi-action whitening" for the racism-bent,


and

Limited edition Bush Dental Plan Bonus Item:



(after all, it's hard to lie through your teeth, if they're missing.)

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. And here's the kind of person who'd wear one

[LynneSin]

27. Or this guy!

[LynneSin]

34. I PM'd Skinner asking for DU to sell badges like these

From his reaction I'm guessing the answer was "no"

[RubyDuby in GA]

35. Badges. We don't need no stinkin' badges!

Anyone who buys one of those automically qualifies for the dumbest dipshit on the planet.
I'm sure everyone on that site will buy two.