Meat. You're right in liking it.

[Gold Metal Flake]

[LeftyMom]

1. My god, that looks nasty.

:puke:

[HEyHEY]

3. Yeah, that doesn't look good at all

[YellowRubberDuckie]

22. I'm a meat eater, and even I think that looks like shit.

[redqueen]

2. Is that supposed to be stupid?

'Cause it is.

I like meat just as much as any other carnivore, but c'mon...

[ChoralScholar]

4. I do like it. A lot.

I realize some here are vegetarians/vegans... If that's what makes you happy, go for it.

I personally, love the 1lb Memphis-Strip from Blues City Cafe, in Memphis, TN.

[flvegan]

5. "Right." That's funny.

Why oh why did they choose the two nastiest forms of edible animal for that picture? Hot dogs and ground beef?

[LeftyMom]

7. and the congealing grease beneath the burgers, yum!

:puke: :puke:

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Oh, absolutely! She thinks so, too:

Signed,

Someone who should be vegan but just can't do it (yet).

[flvegan]

13. I think I know her sister:

[bertha katzenengel]

14. Must be.

'zat you?

[flvegan]

15. Yup. Few years ago.

[bertha katzenengel]

16. Coo.

:hi:

[jane_pippin]

8. Hahah. Is that an old advertisment?

:rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

19. Yup.

From Plan59.com, formerly Ephemera Now. :P

http://www.plan59.com/av/av.htm

[jane_pippin]

24. Cool, thanks for the link. I love this stuff!

That lunch looks so delicious and appetizing! :D

[Squatch]

9. Yummmm

[anarch]

10. this fellow here agrees:

[Squatch]

11. Is that a Chupacabra?

[anarch]

12. nah...just a garden variety Tasmanian Devil

[JVS]

17. It's not a meal unless there's veal

[Ivan Sputnik]

18. Mmmmmm

[Gold Metal Flake]

20. "A square meal from a square can"

:scared:

[RebelOne]

21. I like meat, but I won't eat because I have compassion

for the animals. One less hamburger or hot dog I eat could mean one less cow or pig slaughtered.

[GOPisEvil]

23. I love meat...love it, but that is one unappetizing picture.

[anarch]

25. kicking to make my foolish copycat thread funnier

well...probably not.

[friesianrider]

26. I like meat, but I like lots of things that are bad for me :)

Some people have compassion, some don't.

[flvegan]

27. That's a different kind of meat that you like, dear.

Sorry. Please don't hate me. I just couldn't resist.

Hey, I LOVE meat too, just not the same "meat" that you do.

Can't believe I went here.

[LeftyMom]

28. You're the only one who is surprised

your vegan clam substitute obsession is legendary. :eyes:

[flvegan]

31. Complaining?

*taps foot*

Legendary? Is it so wrong to want to please a woman, I ask?

[LeftyMom]

32. Hell no, I'm not complaining.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

35. Can't really reap

the rewards if you're raging against the suggestion, eh?

No worries, dear. They're going to need the jaws of life to get me away from...uh, nevermind. Don't want to get this locked..

[friesianrider]

29. Wait, we weren't talking about that kind of meat?

Damn...oh well, it's been awhile. Excuse the filthy mind :evilgrin:

Like I said, I like lots of things that are bad for me. Very, very, very bad things...

[flvegan]

33. The nice thing about that kind of meat...

No mad cow;
No cholesterol;
You can go back for seconds, thirds, fourths...it's like a Sizzler on Friday;
Burn calories rather than take them in. Did I say "take them in?" That was bad;
The only animal that went down, was the one lying next to you.

OH! But that last one was good.

[LeftyMom]

36. You forgot the B12! It's good for you, damn it!

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

38. You know, I've never taken a B12 supplement.

I call bollocks on the whole ordeal.

Not really. Just wanted to say "bollocks" in a meat thread.

[LeftyMom]

40. I always forget

:dies:






















;)

[friesianrider]

46. That last one WAS good...

But must you do this? I'm getting all hot and bothered with this, er, vegan talk :)

[flvegan]

49. All the better for you and your man...

uh, meat. You, hot...bothered...his man mea...uh, nah. Won't go further.

Lucky fella, too. Wear him out, girlfriend!

[Beaverhausen]

30. I only like man meat

you know...oh wait. I better stop now.

[flvegan]

34. Ground up man? Soylent Green?

Oh...yes, I get it now.

[Beaverhausen]

37. living, breathing man

ok? Are you happy now??? :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

39. How do you prepare this "man meat" for consumption then?

Oh, this should be good...

[x-g.o.p.er]

41. There's room on earth for all of God's creatures

Right next to the mashed potatoes.

[flvegan]

42. That'd have to be one big damn plate

for all of God's creatures to fit on it. Animals, people, insects...wow. You'll need more 'taters, I think.

[Gold Metal Flake]

43. Naw, it's easy.

One big ark, a box of matches and a verbal order from God.

[flvegan]

45. But with all that rain...

the matches...how would it work?

[Gold Metal Flake]

47. Um, well, You just... ah...

Darn your logic, flvegan!!!! :shake fist.gif:

[flvegan]

50. Haha!

Logic gets 75 skee-ball tickets, and I'm cashing them in on a HUGE!!111 pink comb.

[seemunkee]

44. The Gallery of Regrettable Food

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/
This site is hilarious


Good Lord, good Lord. This looks like . . . like Orson Welles' liver. Like a shaved Horta. Like a cinnamon roll made entirely out of horse fat and brown sugar. Like Jabba the Hutt's prostate. I don't know what the hell this is. Maybe a roast of some sort. If so, it's a good Depression-era diet aid: this is what you would eat if you had more money, so be glad you don't.

[Seeking Serenity]

48. This is what I'm talking about

Mmmm, porterhouse. I could eat on that for three days.

[BreweryYardRat]

51. I got served a cut of beef today that had...

...holes in the fatty part. Not sure whether they were places where the fat had bubbled and popped before cooling, parasite holes, ventricles or what.

Cut the fat out and got the shits anyway. :(