Corona vs. Budweiser vs. Coors vs. Guinness

[dawgman]

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

[sasquatch]

1. Good one

I'll tell that to my uncle he's a brewer and beer expert himself:)

[KensPen]

2. good joke.....

but I still lament the passing of Rhino Chasers Brewery,
and their "dark roasted lager".

[sasquatch]

3. The Bush economy closed some good one in Columbus

:(

[PROGRESSIVE1]

4. Boycott Coors!

They were BIG TIME donors into the investigations against Clinton!
BIG TIME Righ Wingers!

:puke: Coors

[sasquatch]

6. Coors beer=America's "Victory Gin"

Drink up commrades:crazy:

[sleipnir]

5. Good one, here's a nice varient

The other punchline I've heard is

The bartender asks the Guinness guy what he's going to drink. The Guinness guy replies "Well, I guess I'll go along with the rest of the table. Give me a glass of water, too."

[Padraig18]

7. Guinness is beer--- what are those other 3 things?

:P

[sasquatch]

8. I think it's what they call "Near Beer"

:shrug: