Post here, and recieve thy fate

[HEyHEY]

:-)

[ragin_acadian]

1. lay it on me, brother.

[HEyHEY]

7. You get a new porche

But die soon after

[ragin_acadian]

10. what colour,

and from what?

i would like to be chased off a cliff by a half-naked women's soccer league.

[HEyHEY]

22. Nope, chase off a cliff onto a naked women's soccer team

But you get syphilis from one of them

[ragin_acadian]

30. well, good and bad.

am i now a martyr: with websites, tee shirts, and merchandising?

[HEyHEY]

31. You know it, $30 a shirt!

[redwitch]

2. dude!

I await my fate at your hands. Be kind. :-)

[HEyHEY]

8. Unfortunately, with name like "Redwitch" and Bush in power

You will be burned at the stake at some point... I don't meake em up, I just tell em

[redwitch]

21. no, I will turn him into a newt first.

or perhaps, a combination of human AND newt. which will really really piss him off. He does not like the human/animal combo much.

double double
lives in a bubble
I will turn his house
to rubble.

double double
toil and twitch
I really loathe
that son of a bitch!

double double
he's full of shit
I do not fear
that dumb fuckwit.

by Redwitch

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Make it a messy one, otay?

Thanks so much.

[HEyHEY]

11. Messy eh?

Her, and a some jello, that should be very messy

[Dave Reynolds]

13. Me likee!

There is always room for jello.

[NNadir]

18. That's a great bottle of ketchup. Is it Heinz?

[GOPisEvil]

38. Mmmmmmmmm...freckles...

I'm sorry, you were saying?

[Deja Q]

4. Sock it to me.

[HEyHEY]

12. OOO you won't like this

And the worst part is you're are gonna go missing

[xmas74]

5. I'm ready.

[HEyHEY]

14. You know that law degree you always wanted?

It's on the way! Just don't try to use it or you could be thrown in prison.

[xmas74]

16. Cool!

[bridgit]

6. fate away...

B-)

[HEyHEY]

15. Hmm, yours is good

It involves Mexico and some ludes!

[bridgit]

20. Yay! Mexico and some ludes!

B-)

[tigereye]

9. watcha got?

:D

[HEyHEY]

17. Season's tickets to the Pittsburgh Symphony!

Go nuts, but remember, you aren't allowed to bring your own bottle of whiskey

[tigereye]

45. that's not too bad!

but the only bottle of whiskey I have ever owned is still mostly full. And has been for almost 15 years!

oops, now I can never go drinking with you, can I? :cry:

[swag]

19. Not the church. Not the state. HEyHEY will decide my fate.

[HEyHEY]

24. Hmm, a career change

[swag]

26. Sweetness. Those Cirque guys get

more pussy than Frank Sinatree.

And Frank's dead!

[GirlinContempt]

23. yo

[HEyHEY]

25. You will be very cold this winter, and the next

But ,on Tuesday, looks like you'll get a free coffee

[x-g.o.p.er]

27. Greetings and salutations

What do I do now?

[HEyHEY]

28. Go to the drugstore and by some calamine lotion

You're in for a long spring

[x-g.o.p.er]

29. But I'm allergic to calamine lotion

And spring, too.

[EstimatedProphet]

32. My fate is in your hands.

[HEyHEY]

33. You'll no longer be an estimated prophet

You'll receive full prophethood after you bring me a shrubbery

[EstimatedProphet]

35. Behold. I bring thy shrubbery!

Gaze at its verdant beauty!

[HEyHEY]

36. oo, I like it

[EstimatedProphet]

42. Behold, denizens of the Lounge! I am thy prophet!

I bring tidings of great joy! Dubya will lose power!

[ZombieNixon]

34. Tell me my fate...

and I'll tell you why you're WRONG! :)

[HEyHEY]

37. You're going to tell me why I'm wrong

[ZombieNixon]

40. No. Why should I?

:P

[Ikonoklast]

39. Tell me, Oh All Knowing One

I can takes it.

[HEyHEY]

41. Hey, you're in luck!

They're hiring at the freak show!

;-)

[Ikonoklast]

43. Damn, I don't want to be a .....

......Republican.

[HEyHEY]

44. ha!

[dolo amber]

46. Hi schmoopie!

:loveya:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

47. 1 Fate, extra spicy, please.

[JVS]

48. Fortune telling is dabbling in satanic arts and forbidden by the Church!

[In_The_Wind]

49. I'm here.

:hi: