Just have to share,

[madokie]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Or this on a Stuckey's sign: "Eat here and get gas"

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Seen on a septic tank pump truck:
"We're Number One in the Number Two Business"

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

[GumboYaYa]

1. Those are funny....

Can I add one?

I saw this on a Stuckey's sign: "Eat here and get gas".

[madokie]

3. sure can, just did

[MellowOne]

2. Thanks for the laugh! n/t

[ThatsMyBarack]

4. Also for the Electric Company:

"HEY, YOU GUUUUUUUYSS!!!" :rofl:

[scarletlib]

5. Here's another:

Seen on a septic tank pump truck: We're Number One in the Number Two Business"

[madokie]

6. Just added it.

[Metta]

7. Colonics: We're number one at number two.

Yuck, yuck, yuck.

[kwassa]

8. "Just Say No To Rugs" true wood floor installers card

another was "Bricks, Stone, Block, We Lay Anything!" masons business card.

from my friend who is a general contractor.