No One Ever PMS's Me

[we can do it]

[Texasgal]

1. Don't say that...

*giggle*

[Radical Activist]

2. lucky you

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9. I Think It's Cause I Can Be A Huge PMS'er Myself!!!

[Shine]

3. it HAD to happen.

it's funny you should say that cuz I just pm'd x-goper after his thread and told him I don't get PM's either, but I DO get PMS. heheh.

Great minds....

:hi:

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7. That's Me - Just Finished Off Some Chips - Where's the Ice Cream

:9

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Estrogen challenged they are? Consider yourself lucky..... nt.

[Texasgal]

5. Oh fuck...

I am such a dumbass, I just realized this thread.... !

[graywarrior]

6. Hey, I know someone from Cuyahoga Falls!

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11. Is It Me?

So sorry I am really acting nutty tonight.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. You're asking for it...

Just wait a couple of weeks. :evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

10. you can have mine

honest.
dg

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12. How Weird I Just Got This Email.....

The many meanings of P-M-S:

1. P ass M y S hotgun

2. P sychotic M ood S hift

3. P erpetual M unching S pree

4. P uffy M id- S ection

5. P eople M ake me S ick

6. P rovide M e with S weets

7. P ardon M y S obbing

8 P imples M ay S urface

9. P ass M y S weatpants

10. P issy M ood S yndrome

11. P lainly; M en S uck

12. P ack M y S tuff

.and my favorite one..

13. P otential M urder S uspect

And as an example

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to
change a light bulb! They don't even know that the
bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And,
once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But
if they did!, by some miracle of God, actually find
the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry. What was your question?