A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks...

[bridgit]

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, the barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." Again, the guy leaves without further comment.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." But this time...barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill do me a favor; follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then never comes back.

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, so where does he go when he leaves here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes from laughter and says "Your house, dumb-ass!!"

:rofl:

[Strong Atheist]

1. That was good! nt.