He steals from the poor and gives to the rich

[KitchenWitch]

Stupid Bitch!

[Dave Reynolds]

1. I'll take "Rhyme Time" for 400, Alex.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

dum dum dum dum NIGHT
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
dum dum dum dum FIGHT
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum-dum dum dee
Dennis dum
Dennis dee
dum dum dum

[KitchenWitch]

3. ...

:applause:

[Benfea]

5. You were inadvertently quoting a Monty Python bit.

He completed your quote. ;)

[KitchenWitch]

6. I know - I was counting on him finishing it!

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. With the last beat of my heart

I shall quote Python while in the throes of death.

"Yes, INDEED."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

13. I think the quoting was "advertent".

Stand and Deliver!

[Benfea]

4. Look, it's people loyk you whut cause unrest! -NT

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. 'Housinge'??

[CanuckAmok]

12. It was spelled like that on the van.

That's an obscure one, Oed.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Obscure Python bits are sort of my obsession

Uh... hobby. HOBBY!



But it's my only line! :cry:

[CanuckAmok]

16. Rhonda, I think there's something wrong with Mr. Pawsley.

...

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. You stumped me

I've combed my brain, but I totally don't recognize that line. :shrug:

Maybe it's because I part my brain on the right.

[CanuckAmok]

18. I goofed, anyway.

It's


Shopkeep: "Rhonda, untie Mr. Paslow."

Rhonda: "But he's told us nothing."

Shopkeep: "There's a customer."

Rhonda: "Oh."

Customer: "Hello, Mr. Paslow, I was just listening to this record in booth number three, and the record skipped. May I have another?"

(long pause)

Customer: "Mr. Paslow?"

(long pause)

Customer: "Mr. Paslow?"

Customer (to Shopkeep): "Um, I think there's something wrong with Mr. Paslow."

Shopkeep: "Ah, yes, his head's been ripped-off. I'll get you another."

Customer: "No, no, it's alright, it's just that I was listening to this in booth nmber three, and the record skipped. May I have another?"

Shopkeep: "Of course, sir, what was it again?"

Customer: "The Runettes sing 'Medieval Agrarian History'."

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Talk about obscure!

That's only on "Matching Tie and Handkerchief." Haven't heard it in years. Great bit.

Well-played, sir! :applause:



This dog of yours, quite a little stunner, isn’t she?

Look out sir! You think they’re bringing up the big motor, sir?

Yes... does she, eh... does she have any friends?

What, sir?

Your dog.

Just the other dogs in the neighbourhood, sir.

She doesn’t have any steady boyfriends, does she?

Oh no sir. She's a dog, sir.

Yes, of course.

Oh, blimey! It's getting bad sir!

Yes, still, she wouldn't object to someone calling on her, would she sarge?

I'm not sure what you mean, sir.

Well, I... I... I was thinking perhaps I could take her for a walk sometime.

Oh, yes sir. 'Course, sir, anytime.

Thank you sarge.

Look out sir! (explosion) Now, that’s my wife, sir.

Are you sure, sarge?

Yes sir, that’s my wife.

And that’s your dog?

Yes sir.

I see.. Well, it looks like I'll be calling on you a lot when all this is over.

Oh, thank you sir.

Not at all. It’s just that I'm rather fond of dogs... fond of dogs... fond of dogs.

Excuse me, the record's stuck... the record's stuck... the record's stuck... the record's stuck... the record's stuck... the record's stuck...

[REDKING]

7. Hello Kit....

are you well..I hope you are.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Very well, thank you

How are you doing today/tonight?

[REDKING]

11. Things beginning to better ....Take care darlin.

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. No more bleeding lumins!!!