Is this cannibalism?

[RevCheesehead]

I just ate a grilled cheese sandwich. :9

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Only if you are a Van Gogh

[RevCheesehead]

3. Well, I am part Vandenberg.

(on my mom's side) Does that count?

[zone]

8. String Cheese Incident?

Run through a chipper-shredder?

[democracyindanger]

2. Only if it was headcheese.

[RevCheesehead]

11. I wouldn't touch the stuff.

:puke:

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. It depends on the type of cheese.

I hear that Cheddar only shares 95% of the DNA of Swiss. :P

[RevCheesehead]

6. It was Colby.

You might be on to something here. I think I'm a Cheddarhead. :)

[spacelady]

9. Are you from Kansas? As in Colby, KS.

If not, you're cool.

[RevCheesehead]

12. no, no, NO!

[spacelady]

19. Oh well, that's better than being a Cornhead!

[Redstone]

5. In your case, maybe.

This is the kind of question that each of us can only answer, though answer it we must, by a deep and honest examination of our respective souls, after all.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

7. Ah, yes - a time of thoughtful self-examination...

without touching my breasts. ;)

[Redstone]

10. Well, of course not...that would kind of break theflow of the meditative

process... or might enhance it, actually, depending upon...I don't know.

It's late out here, and I can't feel anything on the back of my left hand. And we all know what that means.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

13. Time for a magic pill and sleep?

:pals: a gentle hug, my friend.

[undeterred]

14. No, but some say communion is like cannibalism

But maybe thats only where they believe in 'transubstantiation'.

Hence the important teenage theological question: "Will Jesus get cold in my stomach if I have an ice cream cone after communion?" :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

18. LOL!

Not to mention the guilt of using the restroom after church. :scared:

:rofl:

[baldguy]

15. Catholics are cannibals

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transubstantiation

[Jeffersons Ghost]

35. NOT ON FRIDAYS

Catholics gave up meat on Fridays and for Lent, when I went... See? They're not cannibals all the time! I'm telling the Pope you're lying about them too! So you thought being reported to a mod was the worst thing... you just wait buddy! You ain't seen nuthin yet!

[bigwillq]

16. Just one???

You would never be able to compete with "The Black Widow"!

:)

[JVS]

17. Is this cannibalism

[RevCheesehead]

20. In my church, it is "spritual cannibalism."

Done with Hawaiian Bread and Red Grape Juice. O8)

[spacelady]

21. Yum!

[RevCheesehead]

22. It's become very popular.

Before that, the communion ladies would cut up cubes of some kind of health-nut bread. I politely told them that the Body of Christ should not crunch.

Now we use a whole loaf, and people tear off what they want. Then I get to take home the leftovers! :9

[JVS]

23. why shouldn't it crunch? The wafers can crunch

[RevCheesehead]

25. because the remnants remain in your teeth.

And I am NOT passing out dental floss. ;)

[spacelady]

24. Crunchy Christ? That would be a good name for a rock band.

With all due respect.

[RevCheesehead]

26. Or as I like to call my favorite Texas city:

Corpus Crispy. :evilgrin:

[zone]

28. Well if it was a breakfast cereal for kids

It would sure cut down on the communion lines and get people out of church a hell of a lot faster.

[undeterred]

27. One should not have to floss the body of christ...

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

29. True - however, it could be argued that..

Jesus loves it when you practice good oral hygene.

[WCGreen]

30. That.....

Is funny....

[RevCheesehead]

31. Not nearly as funny as this is:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4686843&mesg_id=4687527

:rofl:

:loveya::loveya:

[zone]

32. Utah Phillips on communion wafers

"Our little Catholic church ... the only Catholic church I know of that has high-fiber, low-calorie communion wafers. They're called 'I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus.'"

[RevCheesehead]

33. you mean this?

[zone]

34. I hope the mighty Utah got due credit

I heard him deliver that line via a video message to the crowd at the 2000 Philadelphia Folk Festival when he had a heart attack and couldn't make the headline performance. (We got John Hartford instead...I love Utah Phillips, but no complaints.)

[leftofthedial]

36. only if you were toasted

when you ate it

[RevCheesehead]

39. nope.

stone sober, but hungry.

[NMMNG]

37. That depends

Is your head really made of cheese?

[RevCheesehead]

40. at times, Buffy -

it certainly feels that way. :silly:

[In_The_Wind]

38. If it is ~ I'm in Big Trouble!

[RevCheesehead]

41. why?

You've been eating Alpern Swiss? :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

42. D'oh!

What was I thinking ~
I was thinking ~ I like to eat cheese but that wouldn't make me a cannibal ... oops!


I guess I just wanted to say Hello

[RevCheesehead]

43. I'm glad you did.

But I thought the "Alpern Swiss" was rather inspired, don't you? :)

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

44. Hmm ~ I wonder where you get your inspiration from ...

If my summer adventure brings me into your neck of the woods maybe we could talk about it over lunch.

[RevCheesehead]

45. That would be fun!

[SOteric]

46. What kind of cheese...? - Because if it was

any kind of super-cure (Kraft American processed slices, Velveeta, etc.) very little actual cheese is involved. :7 :hi: