Naked Man Attacks Moving Cars

[matcom]

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WITTENBERG, Wis. --Authorities had no trouble locating the suspect after getting a call about a pedestrian attacking two moving cars. He was the one with no clothes.

Police said the first complaint came in at 9:36 a.m. Thursday after a woman encountered a naked man on a road. As she drove around him, he charged the vehicle, hit the right fender and jumped on the hood, smashing the windshield and breaking off the passenger side mirror, authorities said.

He slid off and was lying on the road but got up into a football-type stance and charged a second vehicle as it approached, damaging a fender.

He then opened the door, climbed in the vehicle and sat down, authorities said.

An ambulance got to the scene ahead of sheriff's deputies and had no trouble with the man, sheriff's Sgt. Staber Cook said.

The 42-year-old man was taken in for medical treatment and psychological assessment, Cook said. His name was not released.

The motorists were not injured.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/02/02/naked_man_charges_two_moving_cars_in_wis?mode=PF

[underpants]

1. What are you doing in Wisconsin on your days off?

:bounce::yoiks:

[KitchenWitch]

2. Admit it, that was you!

:rofl:

[Benfea]

3. Buwahahahaha!

Back in my drinking days, I did stuff like that all the time. I gotta give this guy extra points for flair! :beer: