A letter to Tide - LOL

[proud2BlibKansan]

A LETTER TO TIDE

Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

[KitchenWitch]

1. OMFG

:rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Good, isn't it?

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Yes

Better than the "Menopause Jewelry" thread!

:rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Oh I didn't see that

Sounds fascinating.

BTW, great pic of you and LT! :yourock:

[KitchenWitch]

8. Thanks!

Even though I was wearing my winter coat, it was in the mid 40s yesterday, very warm for this time of year here.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I just put this letter on my fridge. :hi:

[bigwillq]

6. Have you finished all of your work?

:shrug:

You better have! :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. um...er...almost!!

;) :hug:

[bigwillq]

9. Tick-tock, tick-tock!

Time is running out!

(in voice-over narration)
Will Mrs. Grumpy be able to finish all of her work or will DU members prevent her from accomplishing her task??


Find out on today's edition of:


As the DU Turns! ;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. I'll put ten on NOT!

:) :hi:

[bigwillq]

15. This has been a big ratings winner:

Viewers are glued to the screen to see if Mrs. Grumpy finishes her work. ;) Edge of their seats! :P

I'm sure you'll finish with time to spare!

You better finish all of your work or I won't speak to you ever again! :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. heehee....you wouldn't dare.!

I only have to import the photos and I'm DONE!!! :woohoo:

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. I emailed it to my husband!

And told him to stop and pick up some liquid Tide with bleach on his way home. :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. !

:rofl: :spray: Excellent idea!!!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

10. Violence against spouses should NEVER be funny!!

:grr: :grr::grr:


Oh who am I kidding? I don't care at all. :-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Hey! It says in the letter that she isn't a suspect anymore...

:shrug:


:hi:

[xmas74]

16. Just emailed this to my friend.

I'm hoping it gives her some ideas.:evilgrin:

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. I got it from a friend who just went through a nasty divorce

Last time I checked, her ex was still alive. :)

[xmas74]

21. My friend needs to get a divorce.

Her husband is an ass who has done some nasty (and illegal) things to her. Problem is-he's a police officer who used to work for the town that they live in. She can file all the charges she wants to but nothing will happen.

[proud2BlibKansan]

22. OMG I had a co-worker go through the same thing!

Even here in KC, it was a problem for her. He would come to our school and sit in the parking lot and stalk her. We never let her leave school alone at the end of the day. Our D.A.R.E. cop finally got involved and talked to his sergeant. She also had a few conversations with him in our parking lot. (Our D.A.R.E. cop is a tough woman you do NOT want to mess with - LOL)

My co-worker finally divorced the cop and moved as far away from him as she could get. He eventually lost his job on the police force. (But not until AFTER they had promoted him to detective in the homicide division. WTF?)

It was a very scary situation for several months.

[xmas74]

23. It's even worse in small towns. n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

24. I'm sure it is.

That really makes me sad.

[Shine]

17. thanks for the laugh. this is very funny. I'm passing it along....

;)

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. You are welcome