Name something after Ronald Reagan!

[UrbScotty]

As we all know, notthing is named after Ronnie.

Let's name something in our daily lives after the Great Miscommunicator!

The other night, for instance, I took a Reagan in my Bowl of Ronald Reagan.

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Strangely, I spent 10 minutes

cleaning the cat Reagan of the car Reagans then washing the residual Reagan from the cat Reagan.

[two gun sid]

2. My Ronnie Reagan hurts when I pee.

I think I've got a dose of the Reagan.

[Call Me Wesley]

3. This one?

[azmouse]

4. I'm naming a corner of my backyard Reagan.

My neighbors cat uses that corner as a litterbox.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. The Ronald Reagan National Debt

The Professor

[rurallib]

6. Usually start the morning by taking a Reagan and wiping

with some reagan paper.

[noonwitch]

7. The Ronald Reagan Center for the Ethically Challenged

A white-collar prison for corrupt public officials. Tom Delay and Scooter Libby can be the first residents.

[wildhorses]

8. what about the Ronald Ray-gun?

[EstimatedProphet]

9. I drank too much tequila and Reaganed all over the place once.

[UrbScotty]

10. Naughty

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[XemaSab]

13. I think the term "Bush Senior"

would be more appropriate. :eyes:

[EstimatedProphet]

31. Too true

[RPM]

11. The ronald reagan memorial turd

[Deja Q]

12. It's the new Ronco Ronny Reagan Urinal. When you're done trickling down,

It'll trickle it back onto you!

[rucky]

19. Available from the Defense Department for only $20,000

[huskerlaw]

14. The Ronald Reagan Supreme Court

it needs a new name anyway, since "United States Supreme Court" implies that it represents the people of the United States...and we all know that's not the case.

[GOPisEvil]

15. I like some Reagan on my freedom fries.

[XemaSab]

16. I know people who think doing "the Reagan" is really fun

but you can get some nasty shit from that... Hep A, worms, e coli, and just generally stomach and intestinal nastiness. There's a reason why people think that part of the body is dirty.

Or at least if you're going to do the Reagan use a dental dam or some saran wrap.

[SeanQuinn]

17. We renamed a State Road Ronald Reagan Boulevard..

we still call it SR 427. At least we Dems do.

[SeattleGirl]

18. The Ronald Reagan Memorial Landfill

:P

[RedstDem]

20. You Can Relieve Reagan Itch With A Little Soap & Water

n/t

[AtomicKitten]

21. and some penicillin

[Radical Activist]

22. The Reagan center for the study of pathological lying and hypocrisy.

[KamaAina]

23. So, are you guys hooked up to the county sewer system

or are you using a Reagan?

[file83]

24. "The Ronald Reagen Center for Marionette Puppet Leader Research"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. The Ronald Reagan Memorial...

Loo:

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

26. The Reagan disposable diaper

No matter how hard you try to get rid of it, it just fills up your landfill, all dirty and stained.

[madrchsod]

27. all i have to say is

i live in his hometown........

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

28. the ronald reagan memorial maggot-infested corpse of ronald reagan

...

[HEyHEY]

29. I will next time I'm about to flush

[SofaKingLiberal]

30. Morning Reagan n/t

[Benfea]

32. The RAM chip I just threw away.

You get three guesses why I'm naming that after Ronny Raygun, and the first two don't count.

[Fox Mulder]

33. I had to take a big Reagan after I ate that chili last night.

Wheeeew!

[LSK]

34. well, i got a used lamp downstairs....

:popcorn:

[swag]

35. The Ronald Reagan Butthole Surfers

[SmileyBoy]

36. After I had sex with that filthy 10 dollar whore downtown...

My cock had a bunch of Reagan on it.

[Kerrytravelers]

37. I forgot to clean out my cat's box of ronald reagan.

And you know how bad that can stink!

[ET Awful]

38. Ronald Reagan Memorial Monument to Victims of South American

Death Squads.

[TheBaldyMan]

39. IMHO the reason all those things were named after him was to remind Ronnie

what his name was. In the vain hope that this would stifle rumours of his senility.

[Deja Q]

40. The Ronald Reagan Hospital for the Mentally Ill

[Immad2]

41. When the reagan hit the fan.

[Radical Activist]

42. I use a Regan rag to wipe up Santorum