Nature's perfect food?

[Bossy Monkey]

Earlier when I suggested in a thread that frosted strawberry pop-tarts were nature's perfect food, a number of helpful people pointed out that there's little natural about pop-tarts, etc, etc. For them, I just want to mention that this is one of those joke things; maybe you've heard about those. Certain apostates remarked on that thread that other flavors of pop-tarts are in fact nature's perfect food and some actually thought that frosted pop-tarts are too sweet. Imagine! Regardless, I'm leaving the flavor of the frosted pop-tarts open for you brown sugar and cinnamon heretics. Go to town.

[Bossy Monkey]

1. Or not...

In the absence of further nominations, I'll try to come up with some additional silly suggestions before the time runs out

[seemunkee]

2. bacon

I would think it obvious

[imperialismispasse]

4. Agree. Bacon and donuts. Not together.

[Bossy Monkey]

6. They're up

"Doughnuts... Is there anything they can't do?"

[Bossy Monkey]

5. It's up n/t

[wildhorses]

3. chocolate

it is the basis for any decent food pyramid....*harumph*

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Up up and away n/t

[underpants]

8. EGG... MC.... MUFFIN

Okay the best man made no questions asked

[Bossy Monkey]

14. I can do that-- wait, I just did n/t

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. Strawberry frosted pop tarts...hands down

[Heidi]

10. Chili _cheese_ dogs!

Coupled with a cherry Slurpee, you've got all your basic food groups covered! :thumbsup: I can't wait until Dairy Queen or Sonic come to this tiny developing nation that values universal health care more than fast, fatty and yummy foods. :cry:

[Redstone]

13. Have you ever had a chili cheese dog PLUS sauerkraut?

I thought it would be revolting the first time I heard of it, but it works very well.

If you're ever in the area, stop by and I'll make some for you and CMW. Bring napkins!

Redstone

[Heidi]

21. I can think of few DUers I'd rather eat a chili cheese dog

with sauerkraut with than you (and Mrs. Redstone, whom I'd _love_ to meet). :pals:

If it weren't for this country's godforsaken neglect of staple foods like hotdog buns, I could make my own chili cheese dogs with sauerkraut. But, like I said, it's a small, developing nation. :evilgrin:

P.S. May I PM you with a link to a photographer whose work I love? She's doing very "painterly" photography and I think it's the blue light on her subjects that entrances me, but I'd like some tips on how to reproduce this quality in my portraiture. :hug:

[Redstone]

22. Yes, I'd like very much to see her work. And thank you for thinking of me.

Redstone

[noonwitch]

11. Chocolate-Vanilla Cream Pop Tarts

Mmmmm

[Redstone]

12. The bacon cheeseburger.

Redstone

[Bossy Monkey]

15. It's up n/t

[rucky]

16. Skyline Chili Cheese Dogs

Sounds good right now.

[Ohio Joe]

17. Other

Pizza. Rudy's Pizza in Closter N.J. still makes the best. I stopped in there last Sept. and the same guy was still making the pies that did it when I was a kid. ahhhh, it was heaven :)

[LiberalEsto]

18. Guacamole

and tortilla chips

[Patiod]

27. Definitely perfect

with the addition of onion, diced tomatoes, and mild hot chiles

[LeftyMom]

19. Breastmilk

it's warm, sweet and very healthy. Also, it comes in really cute packages. :bounce: :bounce:

[momophile]

20. my daughter agrees with you but she would like to add...

that it must be MY breastmilk... or, at least, that's what I hope she said...

[Initech]

23. Other: Pizza!

You get the bread group (the crust), the vegetable group (the toppings and the sauce), the dairy group (the cheese), and the protein group (meat toppings) all on one food!

[Fleshdancer]

24. nature had very little to do with these choices

for nature's perfect food, I would have to vote for edamame :)

[Radical Activist]

25. You've got it wrong. Twinkies!

Twinkies are nature's perfect food. Isn't that obvious?

[azmouse]

26. Chocolate. It's not just for breakfast any more!!

[SOteric]

28. Pepperoni Pizza.

Like there was ever any doubt.

[ChickMagic]

29. Bosco!

There's nothing that can compare!

[pointblank]

30. New York Pizza nt

[Strong Atheist]

31. I think eyebeam said anything that comes out of a

vending machine ...