Thread for inane sexual homophones that are bored even with themselves

[jpgray]

Yeah. Um... would you like to see some tits, or something I guess? Ha; ha...? Yay.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Oh shaddap and have a taco.

:crazy:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Go lie down.

[jpgray]

3. Here's a beaver, paired with its accompanying breastworks... or something

:shrug: That has breast in there somewhere... you know. So you post around here much? :boring:

[Benfea]

4. Boobies!

http://www.rit.edu/~rhrsbi/GalapagosPages/Boobies.html

[Richardo]

5. Nice, well you know...

:boring:

[Benfea]

6. Nice ass! -NT

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Do snakes count?

Because they're on a got-damn plane right now...and...uh, yeah.

[jpgray]

8. Check out this big cock. Yeah, it's all veinéd and wrinkly... real neat

You know, it's not very veinéd on second glance, but you know... got to bring something new to the table and all that. What's your major?

[Zuni]

9. how witty of you

so how about that local sports team?

[jpgray]

10. I'm trying to think of an obvious vulgar joke to make about the Packers

But it just can't coalesce in the crucible of my feeble wits.

[ContraBass Black]

14. The Packers are their own joke.

:evilgrin:

[Benfea]

15. How about a nice HARD cock?

[LynneSin]

11. Anyone want to check out my big hooters?

[XemaSab]

13. Those are big hooters!

I'm really impressed!!!!

[SOteric]

12. Look at this set of knockers!

and fans of the Knock, should know that the wurst is yet to come: