Chicken Wing Eating CONTEST!

[matcom]

Wing Bowl contestant Joey Chestnut, center, from San Jose Calif., competes during 14th annual Wing Bowl eating contest in Philadelphia, as Wingettes cheer him on. Chestnut consumed 173 chicken wings to take the title. (AP Photo/Joseph Kaczmarek)

[sundog]

1. your fan club is all upset today

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4691073

[LynneSin]

2. Damnit, I was hoping that the Black Widow would win again this year

She's like 100 lbs and can out-eat the big guys.

Last year's Wing Bowl was a riot since the Eagles were in the Superbowl. The event is free and people started to line up outside the Wach soon after the bars closed that night in Philly.

[seemunkee]

19. She was at a grilled cheese sandwich contest

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/02/AR2006020202905.html
Sonya Thomas , the 100-pound competitive eating champion known as the "Black Widow," has done it again. The Alexandria woman and Burger King manager at Andrews Air Force Base scarfed down 26 grilled-cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes Wednesday, winning the World Grilled Cheese Eating Championship in New York. She gets $8,000 in prize money -- or $307.69 per sandwich. But? "I could have done better," she told the Associated Press.

[DS1]

3. Yeah, that's exactly what I'd be doing

making myself look like a total ass around hot chicks.

I say that because that's exactly what I do all day :)

[matcom]

4. but they are CHEERING him on!

:bounce:

[DS1]

5. hmmm

I suppose he could go with the spicy taco approach :D

[matcom]

6. YES!

now THAT is what i'm TALKING about! :bounce:

[fiddlestix]

7. they are falling out of their costumes....

They're probably not real...

[matcom]

8. her wings?

you don't say ;)

[DS1]

10. In order to power wings that take dream, you're gonna need some HUGE

BREASTS!!!!

[fiddlestix]

15. It's BEASTS, silly

And real ones at that...

[underpants]

9. He has groupies!!!!!!!!!!

with the big BOOBIES?!?!??!

[matcom]

12. and at least ONE of them can FLY!

:bounce:

[underpants]

11. Well he IS a "Chestnut"

:-)

[Richardo]

18. .

[redqueen]

13. Mmmmm... Frank's RedHot... that's the stuff!

:9

[underpants]

14. What is little Opie Cunningham doing there in the background?

That's folks. I'm oughta here. You've been great.

SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!

[JVS]

16. Maybe he can dispose of the bones in the wingettes' cleavage

I hate it when the bones pile up and you have nowhere to put them

[fiddlestix]

17. Or, he can put them down his pants....

And his package will be as fake as them boobies!