Great bumper sticker...

[benburch]

"Love your SUV / Too bad about your Penis!"

[Deja Q]

1. Hmmm. When one makes penis jokes to their male friends...

do only those with small peckers get annoyed when these types of comments are made?

(if so, I found a new litmus test to use at the bar! :spray: :rofl: :rofl: Aren't I evil though? :spank: (ooooh, that felt good! :rofl: ))

[benburch]

2. I just cop a feel to figure that out...

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

3. Cheater!!

:P

:rofl:

[benburch]

5. It might be cheating...

but it sure does work!

[Maddy McCall]

4. Can you come up with one that insults all of the...

women here who drive SUVs with NO one else ever in the vehicle with them?

I rarely see men driving them...always 30-something women with the cellphone affixed to their heads.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

10. Ain't that the truth, Maddy.

I can't count how many times these bimbos have almost caused accidents in the vicinity of my car.

[Maddy McCall]

17. Yes. I commute to work...

it's always the same thing. Pass them carefully, because they have no awareness of their surroundings.

[Left Is Write]

6. Does that include all SUVs?

'Cause my husband just got rid of his Camaro - FINALLY! - and is now driving a 2000 Dodge Durango. I'm trying to decide if I should feel insulted on his behalf, or if you're only referring to certain SUVs.

[benburch]

7. Mostly the really BIG ones.

Hunvees... Escalades... Etc.

[Dave Reynolds]

8. Super.

Another one of these threads.

Sigh.

Love,
Dave Reynolds, owner of a 1994 Ford Explorer and a medium sized penis.

[Blue-Jay]

9. If you sell the Explorer, your penis will grow to gargantuan sizes.

That's the mythology, anyhow.

[Dave Reynolds]

11. Well, it was still medium

when I had a Isuzu I-mark. It was still medium when I had a VW Bug. But none of those nice little cars can pull a horse trailer worth a shit.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

13. Dude

I have a Explorer SportTrac and I haven't any problems with my penis size :evilgrin:

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

12. Love your Truck/ Too bad about your Penis

is a little more accurate in Indiana at least :rofl:

Redneck, Hick, White trash, whatever you call them drive Ford F-350 superduty, GMC Sierra or Chevy Silverado, usually black, navy blue or white truck, at least 50k invested in these things. 9/10 times they don't need this trucks because if you look in the bed of the truck their spot less having never carried anything in them, when they do haul something they add a trailer to the back,what a waste. They usually tailgated, trying to be Dale Earnhardt on the road. Usually fat with a beer belly, that would explain the penis part, because they haven't seen it in 20 years so their pissed about it.

[zone]

14. I have a 1994 Explorer Sport, too

and a two-door penis with a moon roof and JBL surround sound.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

16. Sounds great!

Moon roof and shaved door handles with new paint job is in my 2007 truck budget. 12 more payments!!!

[bigwillq]

15. That's great!

:rofl: