Chuck Norris is dead at 65

[FogerRox]

[qnr]

1. That should be "accepting an award, shortly after his death." :) n/t

[fishwax]

26. haha! good suggestion :) n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. LOL, you had me going there for a second!

:rofl:

[nini]

3. not amusing

.

[alarcojon]

11. I agree with you

but I guess we just have a different sense of humor.

[Benfea]

4. This Chuck Norris meme can't possibly die fast enough.

It's even more annoying than I am, and I hate having competition.

[Texasgal]

5. FUCK!!!

NO WAY!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. It's a joke.

[Initech]

18. It's definately a fake.

The words "fighting three ninjas" was a dead giveaway!

[FarLeftRage]

6. It's kinda early for April's Fools Day

Doncha think???

[jobycom]

7. Chuck Norris has had several heart attacks. He simply performs

CPR on his own corpse and returns to life. Yale University awarded the Chuck Norris Chair of Philosophy to a professor who proved that the terms "life and death" have no meaning to Chuck Norris, except in the way he chooses to give those traits to others.

[Left Is Write]

8. You know...If I hadn't just had two glasses of Chianti...

I might not have fallen for that.

[Catchawave]

9. Just sick.....

Sorry if I'm missing my sense of humor tonight, but I just don't find freeper posts funny. No offense to the OP, but if we can't rise above them, what else is there to do. Fart?

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. freeper posts? how the hell do you figure that?

It's a ****joke****.

[GirlinContempt]

20. Shut up freeper

;)

[DS1]

10. Well, I thought this was funny

:thumbsup:

[johnfunk]

13. Bwahahahaha! Classic!

Just too funny!

[Radical Activist]

14. Oh that's hilarious

[JVS]

15. I used to pull that prank with Bob Denver, but then he died for real

[FogerRox]

17. hay there little buddy

[RPM]

19. lock this weak ass thread

before Chuck comes and kicks some ass.

[Dave Reynolds]

21. I saw a video of Chuck Norris making love to my wife.

and it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.

No wait, that was Brasky....

[jobycom]

31. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you through an internet link

so watch yourself! :-)

[Borgnine]

22. Yeah, I laughed.

This "Chuck Norris Fever" that everyone has caught is so stupid that I can't help but love it. I don't even care that the man is a conservative Republican. He's Chuck fucking Norris.

[uppityperson]

23. You got me, I'm frantically pulling up the news pages.

very funny, very good. Chuck Norris.

[renie408]

24. Me, too. n/t

[madrchsod]

25. chuck`s wife ain`t bad looking

hell maybe she did contribute to his demise.....





or maybe it was Christy baby..

[leftofthedial]

27. I thought he died twenty-five years ago

[YellowRubberDuckie]

28. THAT was mean!

I love that guy. I can't believe you did that.
Duckie

[SofaKingLiberal]

29. HA! I was expecting the Brazillion joke.

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

30. Eerie, now two cast members are dead

RL

[uppityperson]

36. What? Beau Bridges died too?

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Well shit.

I saw the headline earlier; but didn't read the article. When Mr GoG came home, I told him Chuck Norris had died.

I feel so silly! :blush:

[Rowdyboy]

33. Tasteless and sickeningly tacky....Poor white trash at its best

[Broken_Hero]

34. NO, NEVER!!!!!

Now who in the hell are we going to get to play his role in Invasion USA II, where we kick Irans ass, with Cuban surfboard ninja tactics? Damn, god, why did you have to take the good old chuck away from us?....why oh why!!...Damn you to hell god!!!....ha, good post, love it....

[Reciprocity]

35. God there is no end to what attention getters want post on DU.

[Catchawave]

37. Thank you :)

I may have overreacted last night to the OP, but I'm sure this whole thread is being headlined on some "Grimfreeper" site as another "DUmmy R Idiots" thread :cry:

We just become them.

[El Fuego]

38. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!