"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints...

[bridgit]

"They're upstairs in my socks..." - Groucho Marx

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. "Remember, fellas, we're fighting for this woman's honor.

Which is probably more than she ever did."

[bridgit]

2. heehee, "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."

;)

[bridgit]

7. heehee, "My mother loved children...

"...she would have given anything if I had been one." :rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

[bridgit]

4. heehee, "I could dance with you until the cows come home...

"On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home."

[Gold Metal Flake]

12. Good one! Here's a fav...

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

[bridgit]

14. i love that one it's extra classic...

:thumbsup:

[In_The_Wind]

6. Very Funny!

[bridgit]

9. there you are, J_A, here's wishing you a wonderful evening...

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

11. I'm cooking supper at the moment ~ thanks for the wish ...

May your evening be a wonderful one.

:hi:

[merh]

8. I just shot an elephant in my pajamas ...

how he got in my pajamas, I'll never know!

[bridgit]

10. heehee, "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

:hi:

[merh]

13. This world that we're a livin' in is mighty hard to beat,

You get a thorn with every rose, but ain't the roses sweet!

:hi: :hug:

[bridgit]

15. too true, merh, "A child of five would understand this...

"Send someone to fetch a child of five." :rofl: :hi: :hug:

[merh]

16. Always childlike ...

never childish! :silly:


:hug: :loveya:

[bridgit]

17. yyeeesss ma'am, if only by design...

[merh]

18. I love that clown.

If you don't mind, I shall save it for future use. :D

:hug:

[bridgit]

19. boy howdy, i would if i were you...hey wait a minute...

i already did!! :rofl: :loveya: :kick:

[merh]

20. don't mind if I do!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

22. omg, there he is...

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[merh]

24. For you, as a simple thank you.

[bridgit]

26. now i'm saving that one that one's way cool...

:pals:

[Maddy McCall]

21. I wonder if Blockbuster has any old Marx Bros. movies.

I think that's what my kid and I'll do tonight. Thanks for making me want to do that. :hi:

[bridgit]

23. it seems like they should have, huh...

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

25. I'll certainly check under Comedy and Classics.

:thumbsup:

[bridgit]

27. now that sounds right to me...

:thumbsup: