Toilet paper -- wad or fold?

[jpgray]

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Bidet/low drinking fountain. nt

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. Just shove the damn thing up there!

:crazy:

[Blue-Jay]

7. OK. That made me laugh.

:thumbsup:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. Why, thank you.

'Twas my intent, BJ.

:D :D ;) :P

[Orsino]

17. But not the double rolls!

I'm not falling for that one again.

[no name no slogan]

3. under

NOT over

[jpgray]

4. One burning issue at a time

And a regular burning issue is probably a sign of something you should have checked out, incidentally. :D

[u4ic]

10. Amen, brother!

:toast:

[kedrys]

21. over

NOT under.

Jeez. :P

[liberaltrucker]

5. Who gives a shit?

(pun intended) as long as the "Mission's Accomplished":rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. ...

:D :D :rofl:

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Why fold it?

no sense in making it all look pretty because we all know where it's going to end up

[Blue-Jay]

8. You fold it before, not after.

More paper between your hand and your starfish that way.

[Puglover]

18. STARFISH????????????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Never heard that one before.

Fold and fold thickly....nothing worse then the dreaded "finger pop through"

[bigwillq]

9. Fold (nt)

[Gold Metal Flake]

13. I use the Acme Cone-O-Delite Rotating whisk broom.

With fresh pine scent!

[jpgray]

14. A pine-cone doesn't sound too comfortable

[Blue-Jay]

15. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Scrapie goodness.

[Deja Q]

16. It depends on what you do with it...

[swag]

19. Here's what concerns me, since my firm is the only one on our floor now.

Somebody is leaving unflushed #2 in a particular stall almost daily. And there is no toilet paper to be seen in the bathroom bowl.

[alarcojon]

20. Maybe they used a lotah?

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