The fuckers, the bean counters, the lawyers, all these assholes

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1. Well, go fuckers!

Fuckers in the lead!

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Not anymore

Funniest. Poll. EVarr. :rofl:

[laheina]

3. But...

...can assholes be fuckers, and can fuckers be assholes?

[wildhorses]

4. everybody BUT the lawyers n/t

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21. It's a pretty good group, I think.

But the lawyers add some spice.

[TheBaldyMan]

5. Don't forget the whiners

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6. That's a different poll.

I appreciate the reminder.

[Deja Q]

7. If you'd fucker the lawyers with bean counters, they'd all figure it out.

:rofl:

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11. Perhaps my approach has been incorrect all along.

[billyskank]

14. But what shall we do with all these assholes?

:rofl:

[DS1]

8. What's wrong with 'bean counters'? If you hadn't fucked it all up, the

numbers would be good news, correct?

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12. Suppose I had fucked it all up but the bean counters didn't count the

beans? To wit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Andersen

I'll take the fuck-up hit, but the bean counters must take theirs.

[DS1]

16. That's like blaming Senate staffers for Iran/Contra

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17. Excellent point, nevertheless the bean counters remain in the poll.

Now here's a question for you: Did Robert McFarlane attempt suicide because the cake in the shape of a key was his idea and he was just fucking embarrassed?

[billyskank]

9. What's the difference between the fuckers and all these assholes?

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13. I will draw a Venn diagram when I am more awake.

Good question. And there is a difference, albeit a subtle one.

[billyskank]

10. Why are dead lawyers buried 13 feet underground?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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15. What does a lawyer say when he steps in shit?

I'M MELTING!



(sorry, WERQ4U)

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18. Is it possible that some are posting without voting?

Can such a thing happen on Democratic Underground?

[bridgit]

19. All these assholes, except my lawyer a prince among men who...

@ $600/hr still takes my stuff pro bono...geez, that sounded hell'ah nasty huh :blush: :rofl:

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20. You can be pro bono in a different poll

and yes, it will still sound nasty:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4692808

[bridgit]

22. yeah, i went for bono alright, but he better keep his mitts off my...

jewelry x(

[Telly Savalas]

23. The fuckers

Bean counting and lawyerin' are morally neutral professions. Sometimes they are agents for the fuckers, but sometimes they are in the trenches in the fight against the fuckers. (e.g. if that fucker Ken Lay gets convicted, it will be thanks to the hard work of bean counters and lawyers.)

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24. A good explanation for what was probably a wise choice.

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25. It looks as though all these assholes win again.

Better luck next time to the fuckers, bean counters, and lawyers.