Actually, I start a lot of posts with "actually"

[ZombieNixon]

Actually, a friend once predicted my death for me...
Actually, I believe a better word in place of "erudite"
Actually, I have considered doing that.
Actually, I never got detention. Ever.
Actually, I should rephrase that.
Actually, I'd like to sit there and get paid oodles for doing nothing...
Actually, in my case, it started out as a video game I'm developing.
Actually, that frat thread I started was the only flame war I ever had
Actually, the two best ones got deleted.
Actually, we briefly outpaced GD by 20,000 or so posts a few days ago.
Actually, yes.

I start more posts with "well," but I'm not going to post all of those, because I've got SHIT TO DO!!!

[fishwax]

1. Well, I start a lot of posts with well

but I've got shit to do to, so I won't list them either :)