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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-05-06 11:48 PM
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So, what would you rather be blind or a midget?



I'm short, it's not all that bad. Just as long as I have somebody around who can reach the top shelf for me. Come to think of it my eyesight sucks too. I wear glasses. Hmmm... so maybe I am a little of both. Damn... WTF?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-05-06 11:51 PM
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1. Think tall. I did, and I'm ten foot tall when I'm drinking.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-05-06 11:53 PM
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2. yes, that is the only time I'm tall as well
I'm also bulletproof and irresistable to women as well.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 12:22 AM
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6. You, too? I can dance when I'm drunk, too.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-05-06 11:54 PM
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3. Definitely a midget. I am a very visual person. Who cares
how short or tall you are? As long as you have your health... You are a good person. :hug:
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 12:16 AM
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4. If you are a midgit everybody likes you.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 12:17 AM
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5. but if you're blind every woman you sleep with is Cheryl Tiegs
:)
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zone Donating Member (376 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 12:22 AM
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7. A blind midget
then people couldn't see how short I was...huh?
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 12:25 AM
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8. you just blew my mind
:)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 12:30 AM
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9. I don't mind being undertall...
But I've got a lot to see: www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4685195


:hi:
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