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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:34 PM Original message |
Jesus Christ walks into a inn with three spikes. |
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-..__... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. What was the Roman soldiers comment to Jesus Christ... |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:45 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. "Paul, I can see your house from here." |
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Bjornsdotter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
2. What does.... |
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Mizmoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 01:14 PM Response to Reply #2 |
36. We used to tell that one in CCD class |
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Yuugal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
4. Why didn't Jesus join the navy? |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 10:55 AM Response to Reply #4 |
29. . |
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incapsulated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
5. I'm gonna burn the Canadian Embassy now... |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:56 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Your going to go to hell with an attitude like that. |
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incapsulated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Not in my religion |
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Bjornsdotter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:59 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. It's already |
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incapsulated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:01 PM Original message |
Not in the US, though |
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Clark2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
11. It is madness |
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incapsulated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:05 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Don't know |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 11:03 AM Response to Reply #9 |
33. Norway, Denmark |
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Flying Dream Blues (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 01:32 PM Response to Reply #33 |
38. Seriously. God, it's embarrassing. And we're so WELL |
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Clark2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
7. Pathetic |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:15 PM Response to Reply #7 |
18. We now know that Joseph and Mary had marrital problems............ |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 11:02 AM Response to Reply #7 |
32. awwwww |
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Wrinkle_In_Time (664 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
10. A man walks into an inn with three spikes.. |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
12. Mary, get me some flats - these spikes are killing me. |
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incapsulated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:07 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. I can't help it |
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Twist_U_Up (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
13. this is a tad tacky but funny |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:08 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Oh, man! ROFLMAO! |
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incapsulated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:25 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. It's stuff like this... |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 01:09 PM Response to Reply #13 |
35. That was wrong on sooo many levels! |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
17. then there is the m&m joke... |
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tjwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-05-06 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
20. "Always look on the bright side of life" |
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McKenzie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 02:23 AM Response to Original message |
21. he had to ask someone to put him up |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 07:08 AM Response to Original message |
22. 10 'offensive' jokes about Chistianity |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 10:17 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. No. 2 is great. |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 10:40 AM Response to Reply #22 |
27. lol at #2....brings to mind that scene from 'Life of Brian'. |
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Monkey see Monkey Do (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 01:01 PM Response to Reply #22 |
34. I can't read them without thinking this: |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 01:42 PM Response to Reply #34 |
40. that show is fucking awesome |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
23. In what other sacred texts are there so many puns? |
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distantearlywarning (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
25. As a Christian, I am deeply offended by this caricature of Christ. |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
26. Why doesn't Jesus ever close a door? |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
28. Actually the way i heard it was Jesus walks in a inn with three nails. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
30. Oddly - even though I don't go to church - I find these offensive. Weird. |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 10:59 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. They used to bother me too. |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
37. Jesus is hanging on the cross, and says "FATHER!...." |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 01:41 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. i love that one! |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-06-06 02:14 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. Works even better as a "visual" |
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