OMFG! Two men love each other.

[Swede]

One of them is not Jenny MacCarthy.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. oh God! the sanctity of my marriage has been compromised!!

Oh wait, I'm divorced.

Nevermind.

[kansasblue]

2. David and Jonathan?

1 Samuel 18:1,3

"And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul . . . And Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul."



And immediately afterward, Jonathan disrobed before David:



1 Samuel 18:4



"Jonathan divested himself of the mantle he was wearing and gave it to David, along with his military dress, and his sword, his bow and his belt.



Jonathan was not only disrobing, but was turning the symbols of his manhood over to David. This draws a very clear picture of what is happening here.



1 Samuel 20:30

"Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness?"



Reference to the nakedness of one's parents is one of the methods used in the Bible to refer to a sexual relationship. Jonathan had chosen David as his lover. And in the same conversations Saul says:



1 Samuel 20:31

Why, as long as the son of Jesse lives upon the earth you cannot make good your claim to the kingship!

[Cronus Protagonist]

3. Damn! I was going to get married and there's no point now

Holy shit what's the world coming to?