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Mon Feb-06-06 04:18 PM
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Bhuddist monk goes into a pizza restaurant |
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'What would you like, sir?', says the waiter.
'Make me one with everything', says the monk.
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Mon Feb-06-06 04:19 PM
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Mon Feb-06-06 04:25 PM
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4. John Kerry walks in to a bar |
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Bartender says, "Hey buddy. Why the long face?"
(thank you...I'll be here all night...try the veal...)
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:23 PM
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5. The cashier gives the monk his change |
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and the monk, refusing it, says, "Change comes from within." :) :donut:
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:28 PM
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6. A priest walks into a bar |
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The bartender says, "We don't serve kids here".
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:33 PM
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7. How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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One, but the lightbulb has to really WANT to change. :)
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Sat Feb-11-06 09:04 PM
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8. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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