Monday funnies - Clinton, Gore and Bush face a firing squad...

[Beaverhausen]

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a small
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> >Central American country.
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> >Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just before the order
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> >to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The firing squad falls
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> >into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.
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> >Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
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> >reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has done. Before the order
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> >to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tsunami!" Again the squad falls apart and
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> >Al slips over the wall.
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> >The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
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> >thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop
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> >over the wall." As the firing squad reassembles and the rifles rise in
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> >his direction, that famous smirk comes over his face and he yells,
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> >"Fire!"

[GOPFighter]

1. Please tell me this is not a joke!

But if it is, it's a good one! :rofl:

[Benfea]

2. You know, you can probably just substitue Bush into any blond joke....

…and the fundamental character of the joke remains the same.

[jeff30997]

3. Bwahahaaah!

:rofl: