OPERATIONMINDCRIME
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:40 PM
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Three Flies Were In A Jar. One Male Fly And Two Female Flies. |
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They were all trapped and the females were quite scared and frantic.
"We're all gonna die in here!" one screamed. "We're not gonna make it!"
The male fly replied: "I know how to get out of here, we'll be just fine!" he exclaimed.
"Well how do we get out then?" the first female fly asked.
"Fuck me and I'll tell you" was his reply.
So the first female fly gave it some thought and complied. The male fly whispered in her ear and then vroom vroom whiz whiz the female flew around and around and poof, she escaped.
"oh my god I can't stay in here I have to get out, Please tell me how!" the second female fly pleaded.
"Well fuck me and I'll tel you" was yet again his reply.
Again, after some consideration to the offer the female fly complied. The male fly whispered in her ear too and then vroom vroom whiz whiz the female flew around and around and poof, she escaped.
Feeling quite sexually satisfied and with a big grin on his face, the male fly flew around and escaped as well, leaving the jar empty.
So the question is, How Did They Escape?
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:42 PM
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Of course, I'm far too mannerly to reply.
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:43 PM
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and really silly female flies?
:shrug:
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:44 PM
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3. Nope. Tell Me When You Give Up. |
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:46 PM
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Jar. Flies. Sex. Poof?
do they die?
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:47 PM
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5. Fuck Me And I'll Tell Ya. |
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:48 PM
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:blush:
let's not.
and say we didn't.
:P
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Mon Feb-06-06 08:48 PM
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Mon Feb-06-06 09:26 PM
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Edited on Mon Feb-06-06 09:27 PM by MaggieSwanson
a screw-off?
:P
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