Funny Republican Friend Story

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

So my friend, Jamie, is somehow a Republican. He rails against commie liberals and such. Despite this, he hangs out with a bunch of liberals and has several gay friends.

Last night, I'm crashing at his house after a Superbowl party and Dennis Miller was on the tv. Suddenly, Jamie says, "You know, I'm finding it a lot harder to support Bush these days. It's harder and harder to believe him and I swear the last straw was the SOTU. I mean, dude, what the FUCK?!?! HUMAN ANIMAL HYBRIDS?!?!?! What the HELL is a HUMAN ANIMAL HYBRID?! How can we trust him when he goes off on the evil of HUMAN ANIMAL HYBRIDS?!?! What a fucktard!"

I was hysterical laughing.

[crispini]

1. Bwahahahaha!

I'm glad we're not the only ones that see that phrase as just nutcase.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Yeah, well I think he's secretly more liberal than he says

He's the sort of person that likes to argue and push peoples' buttons, so I like to think that he's a closet liberal and now it's getting harder for him to pretend.

I do feel icky though that I accidentally found out another friend on mine is a freeper. I mean, I know about her Ronald Reagan tattoo, but finding out that she's a real freeper member freaks me out.

[crispini]

3. RONALD REAGAN TATTOO?!

you're shittin' me right? :wow:

[Redstone]

4. I think I'm feeling a little sick to my stomach right now.

I do HOPE the OP is kidding.

Redstone

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. No, I'm not

If you google it, you'll actually get a link to her post about it on Free Republic. The sad thing is that she is HOT AS HELL and cool as long as you stay off the topic of politics or Catholicism.