DU haiku (you try it)

[zone]

Come up with a haiku (three lines of 5, then 7, then 5 syllables) in which each line is made up of words from a single DU subject post. Here's mine:

Presidential time
A zombie for your leisure
Which franchise is best?

[zone]

1. MIA

Patriotic you
An unlikely valentine
Goodbye my brother

[rucky]

2. blame:

Damn DLC-ers
The Green Party made Gore lose
Elections were fixed

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. .....

Check out these nitwits
Bald Japanese Samurai
I have an earache

[zone]

4. Complicity

Check out these nitwits
Santa spies on nobody
Are you a member?

[zone]

5. whoops

lol (now you're getting the hang of it).

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. News

Oh my, God is gay!
Am I the last to know that
Please DU this poll

[Vektor]

7. Dont'cha know?

I'm famous in the Kerry Group for my "lover's" Haiku!

liberal beefcake
boston stud with fenway frank
make mine a footlong

[zone]

8. Prophecy

I really need some
Another round, dirty words
Eyes of Babylon

(g'night DU...keep going)

[ragin_acadian]

9. here goes:

breastfeeding, locked. snakes
on a muthafuckin plane,
ask me anything.

[KitchenWitch]

10. Mine

Hillary for Prez
Deaniacs are idiots
The DLC rulez





Must qualify this by saying I do not believe the above.