What's your favorite misheard or absurdist alternative song lyric?

[rockymountaindem]

Seeing as how I never get to post silly threads, here's one...

Sometimes one word can mean everything: to wit...

"10th Avenue Freak Out"
"Bitchy Woman"
"Keep on Rockin' in the Brie World"

And of course, the seminal "Bathroom on the Right"

Sometimes I wonder if the alternates wouldn't have been more fun than the actual song.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. I ALWAYS though it was "10th Avenue Freak Out"

until I was about 10!!

:rofl::rofl:

[rockymountaindem]

2. Are you serious?

Because I just made that up off the top of my head looking at a playlist.

Spooky...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. im so series!221!#1434!

/freeper

[genie_weenie]

3. tommorrow by silverchair

Opening lyric is

"It’s twelve o’clock, and it’s a wonderful day"

I always heard

"It's twelve oclock and I've a tuna fillet"

[Initech]

4. "Excuse me while I kiss this guy".

:popcorn:

[x-g.o.p.er]

5. Big ol' jet had a light on...

Don't carry me too far away, oh, oh big old jet had a light on, cuz' it's here that I have to stay.

[bertha katzenengel]

7. I thought I was the only one.

Seriously. :thumbsup:

[x-g.o.p.er]

9. Misinterpreted song lyric soul mate!!

:hug:

[bertha katzenengel]

10. x.- !!

:hug:

:7

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Meal Worms!

my love, I'll never find the words my love
to show you how I feel, my love
meal worms could not express . . .

My favorite Mondegreen - prob'ly limited to my family, though. :bounce:

[Cats Against Frist]

8. Hoooold me closer Tonyyyy Daaaaanzaaa

I never really thought it said that -- but I read it on a misheard lyrics site, and it cracks me up.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. OMFG that is too good!

I'm not going to be able to hear that song without cracking up, now...

:rofl::rofl: