It's Time For......"Signs That You May Be Addicted to DU/The Lounge"!!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

I haven't seen one of these threads in a while.... I always love the creative responses everyone comes up with!

My contribution: You might be addicted to DU when you attempt to use DU smiley codes (: rofl : : hug : : pals : : bounce : etc.) in non-DU correspondence. Just a few minutes ago, a friend e-mailed me something very funny, and I actually typed out : rofl : (w/o spaces, of course) before I remembered that it was e-mail, not DU. :blush::blush:

So....What've you got???

:D :D ;)

WIMR

[matcom]

1. glitter

it is all i have got :D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. Tsk, tsk...

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

2. You use the word "moran" in everyday conversation.

It's terrible, when I want to say "moron," I *always* think "moran," first! :grr:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. Same here!

Had to bite my tongue just this morning, in fact.

:grr::grr:

:D

[wovenpaint]

5. Looking at my blog, I find myself thinking

that a "post your picture" thread may be in order at this point-
since it's been awhile....whoops!
Wrong spot :dilemma:

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. LOL!

That's good! And original!

:thumbsup:

:rofl::rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

7. My overinflated ego no longer fits through the bathroom door...

:evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. Wish I had that problem...

:evilgrin::evilgrin:

:D

On Edit: And are you sure it's your ego that's overinflated? Could just be...uh...nevermind.

:evilgrin:

:spank:

[ZombieNixon]

11. Yeah, I'm editing this...

It's just over the top.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. ...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Oh, we ARE so bad.....

:evilgrin:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

15. I should stop saying things like that...

you're only like, what? 14? I could get in trouble...

































Seriously, though, I've turned three threads into semi-sex threads today. :hide:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

17. Yeah, you could get in trouble, all right...

*shakes fist*


:D :P :D :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

19. I think we're going to be looking at another deleted sub-thread soon...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

21. Well, it won't be MY fault, ZN....

Geeeeesh.

*hmph*

:D :P :pals:

[SeattleGirl]

9. I get on DU every morning before I do a bit of work

:blush:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. I get on DU every afternoon after school before even THINKING

about homework and all that shit....

:blush:

[wovenpaint]

16. Uh, I'm supposed to be doing my homework

as I type....oh well, I'll get to it...
I just don't know what I'd du without DU :blush:
:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

18. LOL.

:D :P :D

:rofl:

[cfield]

20. Me too

I check my email, then hit DU as soon as I get to work before I usually even get out my work from the day before. I spend the rest of the day going back and forth between DU and my work. Everytime I click to go to a new screen on the work side of things, I read DU until the page fully loads. Or until I force myself to get back to work!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. Wow.

That's some serious DU obsession you've got going on....Have you tried a 12-step program???

:evilgrin:

I jest. I love it! So hilarious!

:rofl:

:D :thumbsup:

[cfield]

31. I'm here often enough

I should have trillions of posts, but I'm usually only on while at work so I don't get to post much.
I spend 80% of my computer time lurking and of that I spend maybe 2% posting. When I hit 50% posting time, I'll look into a 12 step progam...or be fired for not working!!!

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

33. I read and post at a fairly equal proportion.

:D

[qnr]

13. I tell my friends and family that I'm online watching porn, or downloading

copyrighted material, just so they won't know how bad things really are.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. Now THAT is a keeper!

:rofl::rofl:

:thumbsup:

[ZombieNixon]

23. OK, a *non-durty* one this time.

I always have three browser windows open: Facebook, my e-mail and DU. If DU is not third from the left, I seriously freak out!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. LOL!

That one was clean AND funny!

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

24. Uh, there are currently at least seven active threads I started...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

26. Says a ton, don't it?

;) ;)

[BikeWriter]

30. Pretty much. I keep a window open here 24/7.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

32. LOL

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. What does 16000 posts in a year tell you?

This is one hell of a serious addiction!

I plan my day around it....

I plan my photo threads around it......

I plan my trips to the gym, and the store and God knows what else around it! Even the bathroom......and my meals, too..... :blush:

[qnr]

28. Ha! I put a wireless access point up to cover that bathroom bit!

Just kidding. I tested though, and the PDA works fine in there.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

34. It tells me that EVERYBODY loves Peg!

:D

:hug:

:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

29. I hide a laptop with wi-fi under the top of the toilet.

I can quit any time I want!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

35. ...

:rofl:

[underpants]

36. You see a smilie on Jeopardy and automatically think of DU

Uncle Sam

=|:^)=

[WritingIsMyReligion]

37. That's WEIRD.

But cool. :D

[sakabatou]

38. I use the word Freeper... a lot.