My dog just picked up the phone and ordered a pizza

[undeterred]

on my credit card.

:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Yeah but can he do Matrix Algebra?

:dilemma:

[kedrys]

2. My cat just told your dog to sit down and shut up

AND hand over the pizza and the credit card...:P

[undeterred]

3. He's afraid of cats

so he probably would hand them over!

[kedrys]

5. Really...?

:spray: I wonder if I should specify *which* cat then...:rofl: How big's your dog?

[undeterred]

6. He's 70 lbs or so.

Everyone likes him. He's charming and popular. But most cats don't like him and it seems to bother him- he whines.

He used to chase a neighborhood cat when he saw it. One day the cat brought two reinforcements and they all hissed at him and didn't run away. He ran and hid behind my legs.

[SOteric]

4. My cat once brought home a pork chop.

The lazy little mog couldn't be bothered to bring any stuffing or apple sauce. x(

[undeterred]

8. Its the thought and effort that counts

and thats better than a tortured bird or mouse, isn't it?

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Don't worry

My cat just called and cancelled it.

[B Calm]

9. I got my new Cabela's Magazine today, send your dog over here..