I just bought a strap-on orangutan juicer - did I get conned?

[Rabrrrrrr]

It was only $3700, which was apparently the lowest price the guy selling them on the sidewalk has ever sold them for - his mother is in need of surgery, so he was liquidating his stock as quickly as possible and, in fact, taking a loss on each one. I felt kind of guilty, but come on, a deal's a deal.

[GOPisEvil]

1. You didn't get a left-handed strap-on orangutan juicer did you?

Those things are a scam, but the regular ones are cool. $3700 isn't bad. New with tags?

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. He told me the left-handed ones were very rare, and thus worth A LOT.

And he actually said that in all caps, "A LOT". I could tell, because it came with an amplifying hand gessture.

[x-g.o.p.er]

2. Depends on the warranty

[democracyindanger]

3. Sucker.

If you took the time to do a little research, you would've learned that orangutans can easily be trained to self-juice. Strap-on orangutan juicers are to orangutan juicing as shoulder-mounted ferret massagers are to ferret massaging. Get a clue.

[Robb]

4. Oooo, I'm jealous

Strap-on's are cool. Mine's the old toilet-seat-mounted kind.