Best Invention Ever: Elevated Seat!

[Zomby Woof]

[KitchenWitch]

1. Indeed

for when my arthritis is bothering me.

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[KitchenWitch]

3. YIKES

I think laxatives are called for before you get that stopped up!

:scared:

[Zomby Woof]

5. True

Laxatives are certainly needed for the clique who obsessively stalks me with personal attacks from thread to thread - actually, enemas would be in order. :hurts:

[DS1]

6. DAMMIT!

Missed it

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

7. It was typically lame and cliched

Nini's reply was priceless, and actually free of personal attacks. Surprised it wasn't allowed to stand. Sometimes, you just gotta call people on their bullshit.

[KitchenWitch]

10. So sorry!

:hug:

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[Maddy McCall]

8. Don't laugh. When I broke my knee...

I had to use one of those. I still have it, if you want me to stick it in the mail to you. :D

[Zomby Woof]

9. I was serious!

Nini has one because of her arthritic knees and ankles. I have taken to using it because of my height. Toilets are too damn low!

[KitchenWitch]

11. I got one when I got my hip replaced

I still use it.

I wait in line for the "handicapped stall" in public bathrooms since they are higher and have bars.

[jpgray]

12. This is, in all its parts, the weirdest thread I've ever seen

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Those elevated seats are terrific, my dear Zomby!

But even better, when you can actually get them, are the handicapped ones!

They look normal, but they are just taller....We have them in all our bathrooms....

Now using a "normal" one feels like I'm sitting in a hole....:scared:


:hi:

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