Beautiful woodwork..hmmm sure.. but the house?? wtf

[SoCalDem]

http://www.coldwellbanker.com/servlet/PropertyListing?action=detail&ComColdwellbankerDataProperty_id=9146167&page=property

BEAUTIFUL WOODWORK



Just Listed!
Status Active Listing
Type Resale -Single Family Residential
Price $49,900
Location 608 N Main
Delphos , KS 67436
Prop.ID 9146167
MLS# 34080
Beds 4
Baths 2
Sq.Ft 1,658


THIS 2 STORY HOME. STORAGE GALORE W/2 SHEDS & 2 CAR GARAGE. HEAT & AIR IS ONLY 3 YRS OLD. FRONT PORCH & DECK IDEAL FOR SITTING & ENTERTAINING.

Features
Outdoor
City
Other Style
City Water
Frame
2 Car Garage
Under 1/2 Acre
Indoor
Forced Air - Gas
Full Basement
Central Electric A/C
Rooms
Formal Dining Room
Formal Living Room
General
Over 50 Years Old

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Beautiful woodwork=Original Rotted moldings in realtor speak.

I'm an appraiser. It's amazing how some agents will tease up crap. :hi:

[kwassa]

2. Is this like how "cozy and charming" means "small and cramped"?

[AllegroRondo]

5. Or how the dismembered bodies in the basement get written as:

roommates included, some assembly required.

[Gormy Cuss]

6. I thought it was a reference to the posts propping up the front porch

I find reading realtor ads is like solving secret messages with the decoder ring that fell out of the cereal box.
You appraisers take all the fun out of it. :hi:

[samplegirl]

3. Is the front porch swing

included??

[SoCalDem]

4. better wear a hardhat if you plan to swing on THAT porch

:)

[Hugin]

7. Yew all'z mak'n fun o' my Hab-e-tat agin'... Aintch'a?

:P

[kay1864]

8. My favorite is

Formal Dining Room
Formal Living Room


Yes, that house just screams "black tie", doesn't it?

[azmouse]

9. I didn't know that ANY house

was available for under even $100,000! I can't imagine what the interior must look like.

[AllegroRondo]

10. location location location

Lots of houses for under 100,000 if you are willing to live hours from the nearest city.

[azmouse]

12. I'm sure that's true.

I've gotten used to the absolutely crazy housing market here that I sometimes forget that it's not that way everywhere else.

[DS1]

11. Well, I knew a guy in Iowa who rented a four bedroom house

for 50 bucks a month.